I don’t know if this is just some sort of publicity stunt but Tila Tequila and The Smashing Pumpkin’s Billy Corgan showed up on the 2nd Annual Bravo A-list awards red carpet, looking totally into one another.  So weird, it almost works.

Also, Kendra Wilkinson showed up looking like a Howard Johnson franchise, Tori Spelling needs a Happy Meal intervention-like, yesterday, Rachel Zoe is Jesus Christ, Kathy Griffin tried out a new lifestyle with Aubrey O’Day and Sanjaia Sanjaya was there despite the fact that the photo agencies didn’t care enough to even spell his name correctly.

You don’t want to screw around with pregnancy hormones.  I don’t know why Tila Tequila didn’t know this, but I bet she does now.

The Enquirer reports that Nicole Richie and Joel Madden were at a post-Oscars bash when reality-tv star and skanky dress designer, Tila Tequila arrived.  She was hugging Joel and hanging on him until Nicole dragged her fiance away.  Later in the night, Tila circled around again, trying to reconnect with Madden.  That’s when Nicole went psycho.  She put her face in Tequila’s, but thankfully not in tequila, and screamed for her to back off.  Tila left the party several minutes later.

When I was pregnant with my oldest, I almost threw a full bowl of Lucky Charms at my ex-husband’s head.  I’m sure it was just the hormones.  Yep.

Um, Tila Tequila has a book to sell, so she’s back to hitting up red carpets with her Sapphic headline-grabber, Courtenay Semel.

Give it up, Tila.

The fifteen minutes are over. Nobody cares who you fuck anymore.

If you want to stay in the spotlight, you’re gonna have to get in La Lohan’s pants. Those $100 leggings are the only thing standing between you and total cultural irrelevance. Get on it, girl.

Joel Madden and Nicole Richie appeared last night at the official launch of the Madden brother’s K-DCMA footwear line.  Nicole continues to look beautiful but I maintain my position that she’s getting scary skinny.

Also there, Benji Madden (of course!), Audrina Patridge and Tila Tequila. 

Do you think people in other countries laugh at us because Tila Tequila is considered famous here in the United States?  I knew that she liked to make out with chicks on TV but I just wiki’d her to educate myself on the back story of Tila.  Yeah, there really isn’t any.  She did release a book on December 2nd titled Hooking Up With Tila Tequila because she had so much advice to offer people.  Like, way more than could ever be typed out on a website.  “I can’t just write a blog on it, because it would be the size of a book.”  And it’s random but, a couple of years ago, she had a clothing line (!) with the slogan of “So hot you’ll just want to take it all off!”  How is it that tilafashion.com is out of business yet Lauren Conrad’s collection still limps along?

Tila Tequila, who normally walks the red carpet with her partner-in-famewhoring, Courtenay Semel, has been solo for awhile now, instead posing at the Hollywood Style Awards with Carson Kressley.

WTF????

I wanted COURTENAY! Are these two dunzo?

Courtenay Semel is such a raging alcoholic and all-around problem child. Will someone PUH-LEASE just help her get famous already? Listen up, fellow members of the media. Let’s all work together on this. We all stand to profit from it, I PROMISE!

Hey, remember when I said that I thought maybe Tila Tequila’s relationship with Courtenay Semel was total bullshit because the two of them are never photographed together anywhere other than a red carpet?

Well, that was before I came across these TOTALLY UNSTAGED photos of Tila and Courtenay at a Hollywood hotel pool from a couple of weeks ago.

CANDID, I tell you! These are CANDID!

Tila and Courtenay are like the lesbian Heidi and Spencer.

We need a nickname for them.

Suggestions?

Whatever’s going on with Tila Tequila and Courtenay Semel behind the scenes, they still look to be very much in love on the red carpet.

Tila and Courtenay made yet another red carpet appearance at the 944 party in Hollywood last night.

You know, for all the photos we see of these two on the red carpet, I have yet to see one of them spending time together anywhere else. I’m just saying.