“After a thorough review of the investigation into the Sept. 6, 2009 incident at the Poway home of Shawne Merriman, our office has determined there is insufficient evidence to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that any crime was committed. The case is now closed.”

TMZ just reported that the district attorney’s office of San Diego will not be pressing charges against Shawne Merriman despite Tila Tequila’s allegations of assault.  Just as I predicted a couple of hours ago.

I find it difficult to believe that there wasn’t sufficient evidence considering Tila’s remarkably bruised arms.  I think the public should protest this obvious miscarriage of justice.

No word from Tila’s camp just yet, but she spent her day on Twitter discussing what she’s looking for in a man and asking for dates (I’m serious — A Shot at Love 3).  Though if you want to see it, you better run quick and read because she has a penchant for deleting Tweets that don’t jive with her criminal allegations (she’s looking to get laid five days out from a violent attack, folks) and I don’t have the energy to pay any more attention to this liar.  I’ve reserved just enough mojo to pray that charges are filed against Tila if it’s discovered that she made a false accusation.  

As an aside, thanks to the EB reader that gave me a heads-up on the pic TT just posted on her Twitter.  You can see it here  and determine if you think her arms look bruised.  It was taken an hour ago according to Tila.  In other words, it was probably taken last year.

Tila Tequila met with the San Diego DA yesterday to discuss the chain of events that occurred between her and San Diego Charger Shawne Merriman over Labor Day weekend.  Upon leaving, Tila’s arms were in plain view and appeared to be quite bruised.  She said that she didn’t know if she’d forgive Merriman and “we’ll see” when asked about pressing charges.  Here’s the thing:  If Merriman did assault her, I don’t think Tila even gets a vote on whether or not charges will be pressed.  You can see the video here.

I suspect that this case may fade away without incident.  If a man assaulted me — I thought he choked her, but apparently he choked her biceps — and someone asked if I’d be pressing charges, my reply would be, “Oh. Hell. Yes.”  In addition, Tila has done a ton of Tweeting about what happened (while constantly praising herself for taking the high road) and finished her numerous Tweets with one that read:  ”A real man is able to apologize. A real woman is able to forgive and accept the apology…….”  Screen grabs of all of that can be seen in the photo gallery or you can just check out Tila’s Twitter.

I’d like to just reaffirm my stance on the topic of domestic violence as there have been some recent questions raised regarding my point of view.  Blaming a victim is never okay.  I am a firm believer in offering swift and unquestioning support to any victim who is in need.  No woman or man should ever suffer at the hands of another.  Coming forward, pressing charges is the way to break the cycle of abuse.  If you or someone you know is in trouble, please contact the National Domestic Violence Hotline at 800-799-SAFE (7233) or www.ndvh.org.  Translators are available.

As far as Tila is concerned, if those injuries were caused by Shawne Merriman, this case should be a slam dunk.

I know I promised I wasn’t going to talk about this trollop again, but a girl can only be so strong.  Over the past 24 hours my loving and faithful cyber-friends have flooded my inbox with every bit of incriminating evidence, unflattering pictures and negative commentary that has ever existed regarding Tila Tequila.  I. Thank. You.  Do you see how much restraint I’ve exercised in not racing here and posting every last bit of it?  I have so much willpower — I could probably go vegan.  Oh, wait — bacon.  Anyway, today, I got another email from my anonymous source who is basically my fantasy man/woman even though I have no idea who this person is.  You dedicate this much time to hating Tila?  I love you, plain and simple.  

10News’ Juliette Vara reports Tila “Tequila” Nguyen was unhappy that she was not the only woman getting attention from San Diego Chargers LB Shawne Merriman, and jealousy played a role in the altercation between the two Sunday, Sept. 6, according to sources close to the story. Sources claim that witnesses at Merriman’s home said Merriman went to his bedroom with two women. Tequila walked into the room and Merriman asked her to join them, but she reacted angrily. Tequila was intoxicated, and she got naked and attempted to leave the house, according to sources. Merriman tried stopping Tequila from leaving, and that is when she called police. Sources told Vara that Tequila faked a neck injury, and when paramedics arrived they determined that she was OK. However, Tequila insisted on going to the hospital.

This is starting to make more sense every minute.  I know Tila is meeting with the DA today, so we should be hearing shortly if this case is going forward or not.  If charges aren’t filed against Merriman, you can pretty much be rest assured that Tila will be my new Mischa.  Stay tuned …

I’m going to give Tila Tequila a bit more of what she’s asking for — attention! — and then I’m done with this lying attention hound unless some major development presents itself.  At some point (on Twitter, of course), she alluded to having “pictures”.  Of course, her intention is that the public will think she has pictures of her “injuries” until we find out that she actually has pictures of, like, her dog.

Many of you have been emailing me pictures of Tila Tequila drinking, so I think we can just assume that she’s a liar and she isn’t allergic to alcohol.  Apparently, many people of Asian descent have an alcohol flush response.  That doesn’t indicate an allergy!  If you’d like to see Tila admit that she drinks, click here.  In regards to the night of the alleged abuse, the owner of the bar that served Tila is speaking out:

“Also Monday, the owner of a downtown club where Merriman and Tequila attended a party Saturday night said his staff told him Tequila had been drinking and it appeared Merriman had ordered only bottled water.

“I feel sorry for the guy and I think the truth needs to be told,” said James Brennan, who owns Stingaree, one of the city’s top hangouts for celebrities.

Brennan said he normally wouldn’t comment, but felt he should after seeing Tequila’s tweet in which she said she’s allergic to alcohol.

“It sounds like she’s allergic to the truth,” Brennan told The Associated Press.

Brennan said he was not at the club Saturday night, but had spoken with every employee who dealt with Tequila and Merriman. Brennan said he was told she had shots of tequila and drank from a bottle of vodka. Brennan said Tequila requested that his brother, Shane, a manager at Stingaree, have a shot of tequila with her.

“She wasn’t like falling down or anything of that nature, but she was visibly intoxicated,” Brennan said.”

The other reason I wanted to revisit this story was to address some Tweets that Tila put up overnight and then promptly deleted.  She refers to steroid use and it’s connection to aggression.  In all fairness, Shawne Merriman, Tila’s San Diego Chargers (ex-?) boyfriend, did run into a problem with steroids back in the 2006 season.  I’d like to thank our reader (who wishes to remain anonymous) for the screen grab of this feed as well as some of the other pics of Tila bravely confronting her allergy.  He may be the only person who detests TT more than I do.

As it turns out, there is a website called Who Celebs Tweet that will show Twitter feeds between any two people.  I’d like to show you the feed of Tweets that have occurred between Tila Tequila and Shawne Merriman — specifically, the fifth entry down where Miss Tila “I’m allergic to alcohol” Tequila tells her boyfriend she’s drunk.  As I mentioned earlier today, Shawne Merriman denies abusing TT, and the famewhore replied back, denying that she drinks.

Fuck you, Tila Tequila.  Fuck. You.  You’re a liar and you are a shame to the female gender.  Levying a false accusation like that, beyond causing potential ruin to another person, makes others less likely to come forward for fear of not being believed.

Thank you to Amy Grindhouse for helping confirm what I think I secretly knew all along:  Tila was hoping to get Rihanna-level attention by crafting this imaginary drama.

I’m pretty sure that most of you are aware of my feelings about Tila Tequila at this point.  Just based on her Twitter activity that I’ve observed, she’s carried on about having people break into her house, she said she was pregnant, she said she had to go to the hospital because she was about to pass out.  Nothing ever materializes from these statements she puts out.  

Putting that aside, I was very sad to hear about the alleged abuse she suffered over the weekend at the hands of her boyfriend, San Diego Chargers star Shawne Merriman.  Even talentless famewhores don’t deserve to suffer at the hands of another — not Tila, not even Mischa.  And though I feel she may be truth-challenged, I’d never want to turn my back on a victim, especially one brave enough to come forward.

Today, there seems to be a new angle to the story — an angle which basically equates to “It never happened.”  Merriman was released and no charges have been filed.  He released a statement through Fox News:

“On September 6, 2009 the San Diego Sheriff’s Department responded to a citizen’s complaint that was initiated by Tila Nguyen (aka Tila Tequila). I was taken into custody based upon that complaint. At the time, I was concerned about her welfare given the intoxicated state she appeared to be in and I encouraged her to stay until safe transportation could be provided.

“We would all do our best to help a friend if we considered their actions to be detrimental to their personal safety. I in no way caused any harm to Ms. Nguyen, however, paramedics were called and she was examined but no injuries were reported. She was released and has since returned to Los Angeles, California.

“There have been no charges filed against me. I want to thank the San Diego Sheriff’s Department for their professionalism. I will continue to cooperate fully with the Department, and I look forward to clearing my name regarding these false allegations. I want to put this behind me so I can continue to focus on a successful season for the San Diego Chargers.”

Tila rebutted Shawne’s version of events (through her Twitter account, natch), saying “”I am allergic to alcohol. It has been publicly known for years. That is how I got the name Tila “Tequila” cuz the irony. I cant drink.”

I don’t know who’s lying, but I hope the truth comes out in the end.  Domestic abuse is wrong on every level as is a false accusation of domestic violence.

I know there are more than a few of you who’ve wished someone would smack the crap out of Tila Tequila. But I doubt any of you meant it literally.

The actress singer umm.. American citizen (it seems harsh to call her an internet fame whore when you’re writing about domestic violence) was hospitalized Sunday after an altercation with her boyfriend, San Diego Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman.

The two had been hanging out at a club all night for a friend’s birthday party and seemed in good spirits. But something went sour after they went home.

The San Diego Sheriff’s Department received a disturbance call from Tila “Tequila” Nguyen at 3:45 a.m. She told deputies she had been choked by Merriman and, when she tried to leave, he physically restrained her, a sheriff’s spokesman said.

Nguyen, 27, signed a citizen’s arrest warrant accusing the NFL linebacker of battery and false imprisonment.

Merriman is currently being held at the San Diego County jail. Tila’s rep declined to comment on her current condition.