Hey, remember when I said that I thought maybe Tila Tequila’s relationship with Courtenay Semel was total bullshit because the two of them are never photographed together anywhere other than a red carpet?

Well, that was before I came across these TOTALLY UNSTAGED photos of Tila and Courtenay at a Hollywood hotel pool from a couple of weeks ago.

CANDID, I tell you! These are CANDID!

Tila and Courtenay are like the lesbian Heidi and Spencer.

We need a nickname for them.

Suggestions?

Whatever’s going on with Tila Tequila and Courtenay Semel behind the scenes, they still look to be very much in love on the red carpet.

Tila and Courtenay made yet another red carpet appearance at the 944 party in Hollywood last night.

You know, for all the photos we see of these two on the red carpet, I have yet to see one of them spending time together anywhere else. I’m just saying.

At this weekend’s Hot in Hollywood bash, TR Knight showed up with his nearly underage boyfriend, Mark Cornelsen, and Tila Tequila dragged along Courtenay “Least Photogenic” Semel. Seriously, poor Courtenay never takes a good picture. I mean, I’m not the most photogenic person on the planet, either, but I’m not showing up on red carpets every day standing next to one of the most photogenic people on the planet. I hope she gives head better than she gives face. For Tila’s sake. I mean, I assume Courtenay is flaunting this new relationship to get back at Lindsay for dumping her, but honestly these recent photos of Courtenay make Samantha Ronson look adorable in comparison. I don’t think Lindsay’s second-guessing her choice.

Tila Tequila showed up at yet another red carpet event with Courtenay Semel, Lindsay Lohan’s ex.

You know, I’m embarrassed to say this, but I would totally watch a reality show about Courtenay and Tila’s relationship. I mean, remember what a bitch Courtenay was on Filthy Rich Cattle Drive? The whole thing just sounds like reality TV gold to me.

Tila Tequila and Courtenay Semel showed up hand-in-hand to yet another event. Has Tila finally found her shot at love?

“Tila is great and totally fun. Court is having a good time with her, but it definitely isn’t anything serious,” says a friend of the duo.

For the second time in a row, Tila Tequila took Lindsay Lohan’s ex-girlfling, Courtenay Semel, to a red carpet event. This time it was to the launch of the new T-Mobile Sidekick.

Tila sure does know how to keep the attention on her!

I wonder how Yahoo’s CEO feels about his daughter being the #1 choice of Hollywood’s lady-loving “it” girls.

Courtenay Semel is like the Tony Romo of the lesbian world.

First the daughter of Yahoo’s CEO was hooking up with Lindsay Lohan, and now her new flame seems to be Tila Tequila.

Anything to stay in the spotlight, right???

Tila is responding to the rumors that she’s not really bi on her blog.

ohhhh God dear lord have mercy! I BARELY just got back from a 15 hour flight from Australia and the minute I land there is a TON of media lies about me out! Today NEW YORK POST “PAGE SIX” wrote an article about me full of LIES! …

First of all, let me just say that whomever they are getting their “sources” from needs to be fired real fast! I find it absolutely absurd that they would even make such an ignorant statement such as ” She’s made out with some girls in her past, as all girls have, but she is not bi at all.”

That is such an absurd stereotype to place on all women and it just shows people how ignorant people can be! The thing that made me laugh the most and how you can tell the “source” was lying was because how they talk about me so called having a boyfriend and they said “He’s like….5 years older then her” Just look at the way they talk about it. Apparently these are made up rumors. People are really silly to have so much time on their hands to call up newspapers and make up lies. Second of all….how could I always be “late” when I could never leave on the first place??? We filmed at MY reality house so that means that I lived in the house with everyone else. I was never allowed to leave….ever…not even to meet up with friends for lunch! That’s the way it worked. The producers wanted the contestants and I to be really engaged in each other so they thought it would be best that I never leave or have contact with the outside world! HELLLOOO! Arriving late…pshhhh…my ass! Another funny thing was how they said I never even talk to contestants between takes. Can we say “HA HA HA?” because there were no “TAKES” seeing how it’s a reality show. They producers just keep filming us as we go live and then they take all the footage to edit the episodes….so there’s not any time for “RE-TAKES” you think all the girlfights and our crying was shot like more than once? I think not, and if that were the case then DAMN….where are our Academy Awards for our fabulous acting skills??? Pfffft!

You know what? People can say whatever they want about me. My whole life I have been judged so that’s nothing new to me so I don’t feel the need to justify my sexuality to anyone! One minute, back in the day when I was still modeling, people talked shit about me for being “lesbian” for shooting sexy pictures with other females and now I’m too “straight” come one….who’s really the confused one here? Definitely not me! HA!

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T