Tiffani Thiessen aka Kelly Kapowski aka Valerie on 90210 is HAVING A BABY! For some reason this news has me through the roof, and mostly because I secretly am hoping the baby is Zach’s. Ahhh! Wouldn’t you just die?!?!?

According to People Magazine, which I’m sure is a publication filled with big fat liars with no hopes and dreams left from their childhood, she’s actually preggo with Brady Smith’s baby. Clearly since I’ve never heard of him this entire thing is just a cover up and she’s definitely having Zach’s baby. In their favorite booth at The Max. Mmmm, milkshakes. Also, they’re trying to clam that this couple has been married since 2005 and they’ve been wanting kids forever and that they’re over the moon. Sounds like a big ol’ PR move to me.

Whatever. That thing is totally Zach’s.

Seriously someone get this kid a volleyball named Wilson, stat.

Jason Priestley showed off his new mountain man look at The Human Race’s post-run concert in LA.

Jason has been clear that he has no intention of returning to 90210 as an actor, although he’s hinted that he’d be willing to come back to direct.

Are any of you feeling this look or is everyone as repulsed by it as I am? Like, I feel like we need to send a Haz-Mat team in there to save Tiffani Thiessen.

Thanks Anthony!