Tera Patrick cuts a ribbon of some sort at the opening ceremonies of the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas.

You know, while I was in Vegas these past couple of days, they were having the Consumer Electronics Show, and the clubs and bars were packed with the nerdiest group of guys I’ve ever seen in Vegas. (Except for all the guys from Real Networks — ya’ll are hotties!) It became kind of an anthem with me and my girlfriends — some group of drunk-ass guys wearing everything short of a pocket protector would come up to us on the dance floor and try to dance with us. We’d just look at each other and be like, “CES, BABY!!!” then laugh and walk away. Or leave the club entirely, if that became necessary.

Anyway.

They’re following the CES show with the porn convention.

Coincidence? I think not.

There’s a large contingent of folks who will be in Vegas for two full weeks out of this month.