Young country standout Taylor Swift has got to be one of the cutest things on two legs.

Too bad she is boring as all hell!!!!

Here she is responsibly promoting herself on TRL, dressed age-appropriately and conservatively, and being polite to photographers.

Will someone slip something in this girl’s drink already?

The country stand-out was one of the presenters for the Grammy noms this morning when she heard her own name announced and promptly started hugging everyone on stage.

“I’ve always been a hugger,” she says. “I honestly did not think I was going to get nominated, so when they said my name I just felt like hugging somebody. I’m glad that everyone started hugging. If we all hugged more, the world would be a better place.”

Ah, the key to world peace, thanks to Taylor Swift. Someone get the President on the phone. You hear me, Jenna Bush??

Taylor, honey.

Hugging spree = boring

Drinking spree = good

Write it down, sweetheart.

17-year-old country sensation Taylor Swift rocks out at the tree-lighting ceremony at Rockefeller Center.

She turns 18 on December 13!!!

Will she finally start getting into trouble then???

She is sooooooooo adorable. But soooooo boring!!!

Give us a reason to write about you, Taylor.

Date Tony Romo!!!

Congratulations to Carrie Underwood, who won the CMAs for best female vocalist and single of the year (”Before He Cheats”). I bet she’s gonna have some crazy award-winner sex with hottie boyfriend Chace Crawford tonight. Those awards actually look like they’d make some pretty damn kinky sex toys. Hmm.

Underwood lookalike Taylor Swift, age 17, won for best newcomer. She’s gorgeous! Someone get that girl to Les Deux, pronto!!! There’s no way she can get into enough trouble in Nashville.

At the CMT awards in Nashville today.

They’re kind of lopsided, my darling. And what have you done with your hair? Is that how people do their hair for prom in Albermarle? Because you haven’t lived there in a really long time, sweetheart, and this ain’t prom.

Carrie Underwood looks precious. A newly single Bucky Covington made an appearance, as did Taylor Swift, looking killer in a super-cute dress.