The fabulous Miz Taylor kicked ass at the CMT awards tonight, taking home the fan-voted awards for Best Video and Best Female Video for “Love Story.”

“This is for everybody who still believes in love stories, because I do,” she said in accepting her first award.

Awww, Taylor! Damn straight, girl! What are those silly Jonas brothers up to these days again? That’s right — nothing as cool as what you’re accomplishing.

There’s a bunch of pics in the gallery of arrivals at the CMTs. Please don’t quit until you’ve seen Kellie Pickler’s dress from all possible angles. (Each is as bad as the one before it.)

Oh, and if you want to see me doing my very best Taylor Swift look, click here.

OMG is it too late to adopt Taylor Swift? I’m just soooo in love with this girl. I want to put her in my pocket and take her with her everywhere. She’s just so enormously talented and adorable and fantastic.

Check out the vid for her latest single, “You Belong with Me.” Oh I love it I love it I love it!!! I have SUCH a girl-crush on her. But not in a sex way, just in a love way. (My sexy girl crush is still Blake Lively.)

My long-lost little sister has just released a new video for her single “The Best Day.” It’s all home movies of her with her parents and her brother.

ZOMG! Total ridiculous cuteness. I just adore this girl so much.

“Spider!”

The virtually unrecognizable Kellie Pickler has a new video out for her song Best Days Of Your Life.  The video features Beet’s fave, Taylor Swift, who you just know was thinking about her lost Jonas the whole time they filmed this.

I could totally see this crossing over to Top 40 music which is a good thing.  I’ve been struggling lately because I can’t stand country music, but I find myself liking it and sometimes even seeking it.  This cannot be happening.

Taylor Swift is on and in April’s issue of Allure and she wants you to know that talking about love is fine but sex is an off limits topic.  Swift’s reasoning for the silence:  “It’s fine to talk about love publicly. But I think when you talk about virginity and sex publicly, people just automatically picture you naked. And as much as I can prevent people picturing me naked, I’m going to.”  I don’t know about you, but as soon as someone says, “Don’t imagine me naked,” that’s the first thing I do.

In regards to her relationships and how they relate to her music, she’s sounding a little Aniston-ish:  “Let’s say I date a guy who really does nothing but damage me. And you’ve spent time, you’ve spent effort, and you’ve put everything into trying to make that work. And it didn’t. So you write a song about it. It was worth everything, if you write a song about it.”  Dudette, you know your Jonas boy has moved on, right?

And in a heartbreaking indicator of just how many animated Disney movies Swift watched as a child, she imagines, “I have always been fascinated with fairy tales and the idea that Prince Charming is just one castle away.  And you’re gonna run across a field and meet each other in the middle and have an amazing, perfect movie kiss. And it’s gonna be happily ever after.”  Good luck with that Tay.

The issue is on stands March 24th.

Awwww, my precious Taylor Swift!

Everything she touches turns to gold!

CSI usually loses out in the Sunday-night ratings battle against Desperate Housewives and Lost, at least with an audience who hasn’t quite hit retirement age. But with Taylor Swift starring in a guest role last week? It showed up as the night’s top scripted show among adults 18-49, and the top scripted show among women 18-34.

Clip above.

What do we think of Taylor’s big acting debut, kids? (She’s cute, and she’s not terrible, but personally I think she oughtta stick to singing.)

A lot of haters thought that Taylor Swift would get forced out of the #1 spot on the Billboard charts this week by the soundtrack for the Jonas Brothers’ movie.

NOT EVEN CLOSE!

Tay-tay and Fearless hung on to the #1 spot for the 11th week, and the Jonas Brothers didn’t even land at #2 — they were a distant third, selling only 49,700 copies in the album’s debut week. That is a VERY SAD NUMBER. The #2 spot went to a metal band called Lamb of God with an album called Wrath. I’ve never even heard of them, but they solidly outsold the JoBros!

Is JoBro mania over already???

That was fast!

Good riddance, boys!