Archive for the ‘Taylor Momsen’ Category

Little J’s a Rock Star!!!

Wednesday, May 6th, 2009

Taylor Momsen and her band, Pretty Reckless, performed in Tuesday at a club in NYC. It’s the first we’ve seen of this band of Taylor’s, which is supposedly touring with The Veronicas this summer.

I have to admit, as much as I love Taylor, this does nothing for me. Especially compared to my beloved Taylor Swift.

So who’s the better Gossip Girl singer? Taylor, or Leighton Meester, whose single leaked earlier this week?

More clips after the jump.

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Taylor Momsen’s Look: Love It or Leave It?

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009

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New York’s latest underage “it” girl does her very best crack whore impression at the Topshop launch dinner in NYC.

Remember when she was cute???

Ya know, you can dress a little girl up like this in the name of “fashion” all you want, but sooner or later, she’s gonna believe it.

Yep, Still 15

Saturday, March 14th, 2009

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Despite all physical evidence to the contrary, Taylor Momsen is just 15 years old.

Really.

When I was younger I always wondered why TV Execs insisted upon hiring 24 yr olds, tarting them up, and then trying to fool me into believing that they were my age. Now I understand. It’s way less despicable to turn a 24 year old into a vaguely inappropiately dressed teenage character than it is to take an actual teenager and turn her into…this.

And to think that this is the same girl that played Cindy Lou Who in How the Grinch Stole Christmas. Tsk.Tsk.

Fess Up, Guys

Thursday, February 12th, 2009

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Who got my precious Taylor Momsen hooked on crack?

I blame Chuck Bass!

At an amFAR event in NYC.

Taylor Momsen: Action Hero

Friday, January 16th, 2009

Taylor Momsen Takes on Pap Patrol

This is a phenomenal video of Taylor Momsen getting all kung-fu to avoid a crazy swarm of paparazzi. I think part of it’s a stunt double, but, still. Very amusing. Love her.

Taylor Momsen on the Cover of Page Six Magazine: Love It or Leave It?

Friday, January 16th, 2009

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Taylor Momsen’s Throat Is Tight

Wednesday, October 22nd, 2008

Breaking:

E! News confirms that Taylor Momsen is battling a throat infection and has been hospitalized in Los Angeles since Sunday.

“With these kinds of infections the throat can swell and it can close up the throat to dangerous levels,” Dr. Shawn Nasseri of Beverly Hills said. “But she is doing beautifully. She has pretty much made a full recovery.”

The 15-year-old actress—”an excellent patient,” Nasseri called her—has been responding positively to antiobiotics and other medicines and should be feeling like her old young self again in three to five days.

You know what is so fucked up?

My first thought after reading this article?

“Ooh, baby. Taylor Momsen’s throat is tight today. Someone ought to take advantage of that.”

Ahhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha.

She’s 15 years old.

How do I live with myself?

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