Breaking:

E! News confirms that Taylor Momsen is battling a throat infection and has been hospitalized in Los Angeles since Sunday.

“With these kinds of infections the throat can swell and it can close up the throat to dangerous levels,” Dr. Shawn Nasseri of Beverly Hills said. “But she is doing beautifully. She has pretty much made a full recovery.”

The 15-year-old actress—”an excellent patient,” Nasseri called her—has been responding positively to antiobiotics and other medicines and should be feeling like her old young self again in three to five days.

You know what is so fucked up?

My first thought after reading this article?

“Ooh, baby. Taylor Momsen’s throat is tight today. Someone ought to take advantage of that.”

Ahhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha.

She’s 15 years old.

How do I live with myself?

Filming Gossip Girl in Manhattan.

BEET : TAYLOR :: SAMANTHA : LINDSAY

Some gorgeous, gorgeous, GORGEOUS dresses at the Metropolitan Opera 125th Season Opening Night Gala at Lincoln Plaza tonight.

This kind of makes up for the fact that the Emmy dresses were such snoozers. Kind of.

The star of the night, IMHO, is underage love of my life and aspiring haute couture model Taylor Momsen, who looked unbelievably stunning in a phenomenal dress. Who made that? It is gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous, and Taylor pulls it off flawlessly. I ::heart:: her.

At the New Yorkers For Children Fall Gala.

We definitely need to discuss the outfit, but, more than that, I wanna hear your thoughts on the new haircut Taylor’s rocking these days. Is this her new “high-end model” look?

Underage love of my life Taylor Momsen — Jenny Humphrey on Gossip Girl, to some of you — recently signed with IMG and did a series of test shots. Says a source from the shoot:

“Taylor was so nice and so cool. She took the subway from her apartment in Chelsea to the set, with her mom. They said they didn’t want to do the usual obvious stuff that a teen TV star would do; they were looking for really high-end things.”

So Taylor’s looking to do real modeling, rather than smile pretty for Neutrogena and Sketchers, etc, like other teen queens tend to do.

What do you think of Taylor’s test shots?

Okay, she’s 14 years old, so I can’t really have a girl crush on her without feeling a little pervy (I think I draw the line at 16, U.S. laws be damned), but I think Taylor Momsen is just the cutest thing on the entire planet.

Here she is on Lafayette Street in NYC filming for Gossip Girl.

Sooooo cute!!!

I am so in love with that entire cast. They’re all just infinitely crushable.

Talk about not letting the fame go to your head.

14-year-old Taylor Momsen, who stars as Jenny Humphrey on Gossip Girl, recently attended her high school’s homecoming dance, even though she is not currently attending classes there.

She wore a black lace tunic (”way too short for a dress,” says a witness) and spent most of the night “huddled” with a gaggle of friends.

Tragically, the writer’s strike has shut down production on Gossip Girl, so it’s a good thing Momsen’s not being a snotty brat to these kids — she may be back in school with them soon enough.