Taylor Hanson and His Wife Are Expecting Their Fourth Child
Monday, August 18th, 2008
Holy fucking hell.
The middle Hanson kiddo and his wife, Natalie, are expecting baby number four this winter.
Please note that Natalie is 24 years old and Taylor is 25.
This kind of shit never ceases to amaze me. What kind of 24-year-old wants four children? I’m 26 and I have four small animals, and even that’s a little overwhelming. Plus none of them grew in my stomach and I still feel like I kind of need a tummy tuck because my tummy looks less like the tummy of a 20-year-old and more like the tummy of a 26-year-old, and I find that to be horribly depressing. And her vagina must be like a damn salad bowl already. Why, why, why? You have your whole lives to pop out kids! Why do you need 8000 of them right now?
