The saga of Miss USA/Miss Teen USA continues. Not only have reports come out saying that the two had an “inappropriate relationship” but also Miss Teen USA Katie Blair, 18, has been dropped as a spokesperson for Mother Against Drunk Driving (MADD). According to Heidi Castle, the spokesperson for MADD,

“In the past, MADD has teamed with Miss Teen USA to raise awareness about the serious and often deadly consequences of underage drinking. However, we do not feel, at this time, that Ms. Blair can be an effective spokesperson on underage drinking and will not ask her to represent MADD in future initiatives,”

So even though Tara keeps insisting that Katie is “totally innocent” I’m sure she was there by Tara’s side partying away. Really what else are two hot blondes supposed to do in New York City?
At the end of the day both these girls are hot and famous and that is how the Donald likes it.

Update: I am sorry that we can’t find a better photo of these two girls…you know something where they are in their party pants and making out. I will be searching the internet today for a Christmas miracle, ie.- some lucky dude with a camera phone that got a shot of these two girls getting it on while visibly intoxicated.

Miss USA will be keeping her crown and her swanky pad. Among the highlights of the press conference:

She says there are way too many allegations. She had a couple of nights where she drank. No comment on drug issue (YIKES).

Katie Blair “completely innocent” according to Tara (say it isn’t so).

She wouldn’t say she’s an alcoholic, that would be pushing the envelope. “We all have personal demons we have to face.” She will be drug tested, per The Donald. He also says “she’s not sure if she’s an alcoholic, which is never good.” Hmm, that seems to be in direct contradiction to her statement. Me thinks after a few more “meetings” with the Miss USA people she’ll be admitting she has a “problem.”

She will be headed to rehab right about now. If you want more opinion and info check out our brothers at TMZ.

Martha Stewart’s found an “Apprentice” that fits in just right. [A Socialite's Life]

Christina Aguilera’s hubby, Fugly McMusicProducer, was spotted partying solo and ringless. Trouble in paradise? [Gabsmash]

Paris Hilton lies about her sex life. [The Blemish]

Shanna Moakler is just glad to see another Miss USA labeled as a drunken slut. Although, in fairness, Shanna was never accused of making out with teenage girls. [TMZ]

Nicole Richie goes grocery shopping. Hopefully for some freaking Midol. [MollyGood]

UPDATE: If you’re here looking for video of the current Miss USA, Rachel Smith, falling on her ass at the Miss Universe pageant, it’s here.

Woo hoo! It was only a matter of time — the details are beginning to come out about Miss USA’s fall from grace. The New York Post (filed under News, not Page Six), reports that Conner has been evicted from her Trump Place apartment in NYC (and they’ve nicknamed her “Mess USA,” and at first I rolled my eyes, but, on second thought, good job).

Says a doorman at her former home: “She does not live here anymore. She is not allowed anywhere on Trump property. She is certainly not allowed to come back. I don’t think it was her choice, really.” Conner has returned to her hometown in Kentucky.

So on to the dirt!

The Post, probably fueled on sheer fury that TMZ scooped them on the story that the first runner-up had been told she’d be getting the crown, did some hard-core digging. And it’s bad. And — oh! — it’s ever so good.

According to one source, “she has a really bad drug problem. Everyone at Miss USA hated her. She slept with Travis Barker and she sleeps with all the club promoters.”

Ick! She slept with Travis Barker?! I thought we left disgusting work like that to Paris Hilton.

The Post also reports that Conner has been “linked romantically to two of the owners of the club Stereo, MTV veejay Damien Fahey, American Idol host Ryan Seacrest, and DJ AM’s assistant.”

Let’s reflect. The owners of Stereo, okay. Fine. Ryan Seacrest? Is gay. So no. And DJ AM’s assistant? Are you kidding? DJ AM has an assistant? To do what? Carry around barf bags for Nicole Richie? Hm.

Talk of Conner’s drug problem continues with comments from another “friend”: “She was latching onto a crew of promoters because she had no other friends and she was using them for drugs. She started utilizing hip New York City people in the night-life scene to feed her addictions. I cut her off when she started leeching off all the other people I introduced her to.”

Why, dear? Because then there was less blow for you? I hate it when that happens. I cut off prettier girls, too, because people always give them their drugs first.

The Post also found not one but two sources who claim Tara liked to get it on in club bathrooms. “She always went the extra mile,” is the quote they chose to print.

There’s also the typical dirt on how these problems are “deep-rooted,” how Tara was never particularly invested in winning the Miss USA crown, and a random comparison to Lindsay Lohan.

Expect an announcement from the Trump organization on Tuesday.