Tara Conner, the rehabbed Mess USA, appeared at a function for the Trump Organization yesterday looking VERY beautiful, professional and sober.

It’s nice to see someone in the spotlight walk the walk for once!

Way to set a good example, Tara. You look FAB!

You know what the world really needs?

Another book about rehab.

Tara Conner’s stepped up to the task. She told Matt Lauer on the Today Show that she’ll be penning a book about her experience before, during, and after her rehab stay.

Tara’s been sober over a year now, since Donald Trump sentenced her to rehab after Miss Teen USA brutally sold her ass out for snorting coke on the job.

Congrats to Tara for staying sober for a year. Maybe I shouldn’t poke fun — here’s a Miss USA who’s very publicly setting a positive example for real girls with real problems. Way to go, Tara.

OMG!

THIS GIRL MUST BE DRINKING AGAIN!!!!

Mess USA Tara Conner was spotted entering and leaving Hyde with Laguna Beach alum Talan Torriero, who was once briefly engaged to Kim Stewart.

Does this kid have a 12-inch dick?

Seriously, what the fuck is up with this? He’s not that attractive, people. He looks kinda like a goober to me.

I love how the Miss USA people are acting like they are so brave standing by the drug addict chick. Guys, do you think we don’t know that she’s the only press you’ve gotten in years?

LOS ANGELES, California (AP) — …Organizers say will spotlight how reigning titleholder Tara Conner nearly lost her crown and ended up in rehab.

“Certainly, our reigning Miss USA is going to be on television and we’re certainly not going to shy away from referring to what happened,” executive producer Phil Gurin told The Associated Press on Monday. “Why shy away from what’s part of our family? We embrace our family.”

Translation: “She’s now our “family” because every news outlet in the world mentioned the fact that the Miss USA pageant still exists. Hell, we might ask the next Miss USA to participate in a gang bang as part of her contract.”

Sour grapes much, ladies? Envy isn’t a good look on you.

Aw, Danny Tanner can still make his little girls smile. [Agent Bedhead]

Turns out Courtney Love can stay sober and plant absurd rumors about how she’s being considered as a judge for American Idol and categorically deny them, all at the same time! Yet, basic spelling continues to elude her. [Defamer]

Tara Conner’s no stranger to any type of blow. [ICYDK]

I hadn’t heard of Lily Allen until sometime last week, but this girl’s getting really famous really fast. [popbytes]

The gossip and sports blogospheres collide with the sound of Gisele Bundchen getting pummeled by Tom Brady. [The Big Lead]

Memo to Tyra Banks: We are done talking about the weight you’ve put on in the past couple of years. We did it for a day or two, got it out of our systems, and we’re ready to move on. We’d really appreciate it if you’d allow us to do that. Step away from the fat pictures, Tyra. Please. Love, The Blogosphere. [The Blemish]

Bill Gates can’t get away from Jon Stewart fast enough. [Cele|bitchy]

“My life has completely changed, she says. “I’m a completely different person out of rehab. Before I entered rehab I hardly knew who I was. I felt like I was floating and I just needed someone to pull me down. I didn’t think I had any kind of issue going into rehab. But I’ve realized I do have an issue. I suffer from the disease of alcoholism and addiction. And if there’s anything that I want people to know it’s the severity of this disease and what it can do to people.”

Whatever the path she took to get there, I’m glad that Tara has decided to speak publicly about her struggles with addiction, and hopefully she can set a positive example for young people everywhere who struggle with the disease. Unlike a certain other celeb in rehab, Tara kept her ass in a treatment center and away from photogs during her 31-day stay, worked a program, and emerged to share her experience with others. Way to go, Tara!

So not only has Miss Tara Conner been approached by Hugh Hefner and his people to be in Playboy, but also Katie Rees as well. If you don’t remember Katie Rees she was the fallen beauty queen from Nevada who posed for naughty sexually suggestive pictures during her spring break and was dethroned by Donald Trump even though he had recently given Tara Conner, Miss USA, a pardon for her slutting it up, snorting blow and boozing while underage.

I really think that Hef should create a whole special issue for beauty queens perhaps “Beauty Queens Bare All.” I really think a special issue would sell quite well. They can bring back Vanessa Williams, Aaron Carter’s fiancee for a hot second Kari Ann Peniche, and whatever other pageant cast offs that have graced their pages and add in a bunch of these Miss USA girls. They all seem a bit freaky anyway but what can you expect when the Donald owns the pageant. I bet Vanessa Manillo (a former Miss Teen USA) would be game as well.

This I think is a great idea. If anyone knows Hef please give him the memo…and let him know I love “The Girls Next Door.”

On another note separate from my amazing idea, I guess Katie was also approached by Joe Francis to host a special “Girls Gone Wild.” She turned that down but will be hosting Jeff Beacher’s “Comedy Madhouse” at the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas for $10,000.

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So I guess Tara Conner and Katie Blair aren’t the only beauty queens that like to make out. Photographs have surfaced of Katie Reese, Miss Nevada, making out with a girl at a bar. Click here to see her exposing more of her goodies to the camera. I always knew these Miss USA girls were bad news. See what happens when you don’t make a girl have a talent!

Ed. Update: These pictures have been pulled from this site at the request of SplashNews. You can view them here.

The saga of Miss USA/Miss Teen USA continues. Not only have reports come out saying that the two had an “inappropriate relationship” but also Miss Teen USA Katie Blair, 18, has been dropped as a spokesperson for Mother Against Drunk Driving (MADD). According to Heidi Castle, the spokesperson for MADD,

“In the past, MADD has teamed with Miss Teen USA to raise awareness about the serious and often deadly consequences of underage drinking. However, we do not feel, at this time, that Ms. Blair can be an effective spokesperson on underage drinking and will not ask her to represent MADD in future initiatives,”

So even though Tara keeps insisting that Katie is “totally innocent” I’m sure she was there by Tara’s side partying away. Really what else are two hot blondes supposed to do in New York City?
At the end of the day both these girls are hot and famous and that is how the Donald likes it.

Update: I am sorry that we can’t find a better photo of these two girls…you know something where they are in their party pants and making out. I will be searching the internet today for a Christmas miracle, ie.- some lucky dude with a camera phone that got a shot of these two girls getting it on while visibly intoxicated.

She says there are way too many allegations. She had a couple of nights where she drank. No comment on drug issue (YIKES).

Katie Blair “completely innocent” according to Tara (say it isn’t so).

She wouldn’t say she’s an alcoholic, that would be pushing the envelope. “We all have personal demons we have to face.” She will be drug tested, per The Donald. He also says “she’s not sure if she’s an alcoholic, which is never good.” Hmm, that seems to be in direct contradiction to her statement. Me thinks after a few more “meetings” with the Miss USA people she’ll be admitting she has a “problem.”

She will be headed to rehab right about now. If you want more opinion and info check out our brothers at TMZ.

Christina Aguilera’s hubby, Fugly McMusicProducer, was spotted partying solo and ringless. Trouble in paradise? [Gabsmash]

Paris Hilton lies about her sex life. [The Blemish]

Shanna Moakler is just glad to see another Miss USA labeled as a drunken slut. Although, in fairness, Shanna was never accused of making out with teenage girls. [TMZ]

Nicole Richie goes grocery shopping. Hopefully for some freaking Midol. [MollyGood]