OMG!

THIS GIRL MUST BE DRINKING AGAIN!!!!

Mess USA Tara Conner was spotted entering and leaving Hyde with Laguna Beach alum Talan Torriero, who was once briefly engaged to Kim Stewart.

Does this kid have a 12-inch dick?

Seriously, what the fuck is up with this? He’s not that attractive, people. He looks kinda like a goober to me.

Remember Talan Torriero from “Laguna Beach? He was the cutest one on that show, in my opinion, yet I always felt a bit dirty for thinking that because he is only 20 years old. He was engaged for a hot second to Kim Stewart and I guess now he is dating 28 year-old Nicole Scherzinger from The Pussycat Dolls. Images shown here show them enjoying a lovely afternoon of shopping and cuddling even though Nicole is trying her hardest in a hoodie and dark sunglasses to hide. I wonder if she feels a bit bad for dating a boy that can’t even legally drink alcohol? Talan is trying really hard to get famous post reality-TV, but I really don’t think it is going to happen.