It was really just a matter of time before this happened:

Homely British singing sensation Susan Boyle has been offered $1 million to make a porn flick.

The plain Jane superstar with the spellbinding voice would have to lose her virginity on camera to earn the seven-figure payday from Los Angeles-based Kick Ass Films.

“We want to get this movie shot and out while Susan has the world’s attention,” said Kick Ass boss Mark Kulkis. “Besides, after 47 years of virginity, I’m sure Susan is also anxious to get something cracking as soon as possible.” …

If Boyle accepts the offer, the porn company will fly her out to Tinseltown on – you guessed it – Virgin Airlines.

I got emails from a few readers asking if this was true.

Let me explain something clearly: Yes, this is true. It is true that a stupid porn company made this offer. It has nothing to do with Susan Boyle and everything to do with PR. They did not make the offer with the idea that Susan would take them up on it — of course she will not — they made the offer so that papers like the NY Daily News and blogs like mine would write about their porn company. This is what we like to call a “PR stunt,” and an exploitative one at that.

Also, wanna know what I think is funny? No one believed Britney Spears when she said she was a 16-year-old virgin, but no one’s even begun to doubt this 47-year-old woman on that point. We’re an amusing society.

“I don’t want to turn her into a glamour-puss. We’re all rooting for the underdog here.”

Britain’s Got Talent judge Amanda Holden, discussing the curious case of frumpipuss Susan Boyle, who captured the world’s heart as a 47-year-old virgin who can sing her heart out. (Video is here.)

I’m also interested to see if the sales of the Les Miserables soundtrack have skyrocketed this week. I betcha they have!

Above find an interview that Susan did on Scottish TV. I personally cannot understand a word of it. I speak English, dammit, not Scottish. If anything interesting happened in there, let me know.