Chris Kattan is starting to make Mr. Peepers look like a genius.

Chris dated model Sunshine Tutt for three years, was engaged to her for eighteen months of that time, and now, after eight weeks of marriage, has officially filed for a separation.

This happened to an acquaintance of mine a couple years ago. She dated a guy for almost a decade, they got married, went on a honeymoon, then promptly got separated and divorced. Like in the space of three months.

HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN?

WHAT DID YOU REALIZE POST-WEDDING THAT WAS NOT APPARENT PRE-WEDDING?

Someone explain please.

I sure hope he had an ironclad prenup. Otherwise this could turn out to be a really expensive eight weeks for Mr. Kattan.