Sumner Redstone: FINALLY Single!
Wednesday, October 22nd, 2008
Honestly, I couldn’t figure out why I’ve been so turned on all night. Just crazy, wild sex thoughts zooming through my brain. Dirty, dirty things, just out of the blue.
Now I understand why.
Viacom chair/crypt-keeper Sumner Redstone filed for divorce today.
Oooh, baby. Sumner’s back on the market! My sex drive sensed it.
Look out, Matt Felker! You’ve got competition now!
