Last night was Oceana’s 2008 Partners Award Gala held at the home of Jena and Michael King.  Trudie Styler, Sting and former President Bill Clinton were recognized for their work to help save our oceans.

Hostess Jena King and actress January Jones wore marine themed shades of blue (or green depending on your monitor settings)…trite but at least not black!  If I had a celeb-like body, I’d wear taxicab yellow every day of my life.  Do Hollywood women now fear color as much as they fear eating, aging and gravity?  In fairness, a couple ladies did trailblaze and branch out into the charcoal palette. 

Elle MacPherson gets all cuddly with Sting at the London premiere of Living Proof.

Don’t worry, Trudie was there, keeping an eye on things from afar.

Yup. It’s the moment you’ve been waiting for. Uncensored photos of Sting’s raging, tantric cock have finally hit the Internet. And I would be remorse in my gossip-slash-porn-peddler duties if I failed to bring them to you. And for those of you who are still hanging on to your Sting fantasies from the 80s, remember, you can’t necessarily always judge how big it’s gonna be when it’s hard …

And it’s not so much that Sting is naked on a beach that makes these pictures strange. It’s the fact that he is stretching, aided by a clothed gentleman, that is strange. How does this come about? Does he call his trainer like, “Look, dude, I want to work out butt naked. You can wear clothes. But you’re gonna help me stretch, so your face is going to basically be in my balls, and I hope you’re okay with that.”

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