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Archive for the ‘Stewart Townshend’ Category

Stewart Townsend is Confused

Thursday, September 13th, 2007

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Regarding his girlfriend of seven years, Charlize Theron, Townsend said:

“I’m married. I didn’t do a church wedding or anything, but we’re married. We’re husband and wife. We didn’t have a ceremony. I don’t need a certificate or the state or the church to say otherwise. So no there’s no big official story on a wedding, but we are married. … I consider her my wife and she considers me her husband.”

Does this make sense to anyone else?