If Paris is really soooo in love with Benji Madden and sooo confident in their love, then why on earth is she allowing her (much hotter and much wealthier) ex-boyfriend, Stavros Niarchos, to caress her neck and play with her hair at the Victoria’s Secret party in Miami Beach on Saturday night?

There’s nothing wrong with being polite and civil, even friendly, with an ex-boyfriend when you see him out in public, but, um, he is not touching her in a “civil” way. He’s touching her in a “Remember how I used to tug at the hair on your neckline? Remember how wet that got you?” kind of way. I dated a guy like that for awhile. I eventually ended things with him because I wanted to get serious with another guy I was seeing, and I told him the truth about it, because we worked together and saw each other often. He took it well, but, every now and then, when we were talking and no one was looking, he’d touch my neck like that and tug at my hair a little bit. “Miss me?” he’d say. And the truth was, I did. And I’d look at him with the exact same eyes that Paris has in this photo. And, needless to say, that other relationship didn’t work out … at all. Because if I’d been satisfied there, I would have told him to keep his hands off my fucking neck rather than giggling when he did it.

I’m just saying.

Oooooooooh, Paris is gonna be pissed!!!

Word on the street is that Lindsay is back with her ex-boyfriend (and Paris’s ex-boyfriend), Stavros Niarchos.

Lindsay Lohan is now spending time with her ex, Stavros Niarchos, after she dumped rehab buddy Riley Giles a week ago. Niarchos, who used to date both Lohan and her frenemy Paris Hilton, this time is sticking with the newly sober star. Hilton showed up to a party for the anti-smoking lozenge Ariva at Crimson in Hollywood the other night and tried to hook up with Niarchos - who, spies said, “wanted nothing to do with her and seemed so annoyed by her, he left the party” to go hang with Lohan. Hilton, unaware she had irked Niarchos, was then seen wandering around “asking where Stavros had gone.”

Does anyone else think the funniest part of this is that Paris was at a party for an anti-smoking lozenge? Jesus, this girl will hawk anything. It’s really just a matter of time before she’s walking the red carpet at the Viagra launch party (heh, “launch” is funny in that context) and sipping martinis at a Valtrex bash.

Normally it bothers me when Lindsay Lohan runs around hooking up with men, like, ten seconds after other women break up with them. But when the other woman is Paris Hilton, I’m all for it. Greek shipping heir Stavros Niarchos continues his tour of Hollywood’s vaginas with Miss Lohan this weekend. The two met up at Les Deux on Friday night (Lindsay ditched out on Parc after Paris Hilton showed up there — Paris must have only swung by Perez Hilton’s bday party for long enough to pose for pics and ensure that he’ll spend another year failing to cover her racist and slutty life), then left separately and met up at Bossa Nova. Apparently they hung out on Saturday night as well — not sure of the details yet though. Check out the video of Lindsay and Stav below.

According to Page Six this morning, Stavros’s parents are none too happy that their son might be close to getting engaged to Paris Hilton. After speculation that Paris’s first engagement ended because of parental disapproval this isn’t too much of a shocker. Nice families want their rich sons to marry boring heirs, not American fame whores. A source quoted by Page Six said, “[Stavros's parents] refused to meet her last year when Paris and Stavros had dated for a while. Paris even followed him and his family to Hawaii, where they go every New Year’s, and they still wouldn’t meet her. They think she’s tacky.” I think everyone thinks she is tacky to be perfectly honest. I promise you that Paris and Stavros will never make it down the aisle. I wonder who is going to be the father of her brood of babies that she keeps threatening to have? K-Fed perhaps? He seems to be quite the stud horse.

After almost days of searching, the paparazzi catch Nicole Richie and Joel Madden together. Take that, Hilary Duff. Now you’re left all alone with your hyper-successful, talent-driven career and your consistently positive media image. They sure showed you. [X17]

Paris. Miami. Stavros. [Hollyscoop]

With Paris Hilton safely on another coast, Lindsay Lohan appears to have put together several days of sobriety. Rock on. [Page Six]

Ellen Pompeo thinks she would look really good if she could just manage to put on five or ten more pounds. I think Ellen Pompeo would look really good with a black eye and a few broken ribs. [A Socialite's Life]

Pics of the Jolie-Pitts, sans Shiloh, in NYC. [Mollygood]

Beyonce’s not the only one pissed that Jennifer Hudson got the role of Effie in Dreamgirls. But at least Fantasia Barrino will cop to it. [Snarky Gossip]