Australian actress Sophie Monk went to a private beach in SoCal today in a super scandalous little swimsuit. While she managed to keep her top on for most of the morning, she did experience a pretty major nipple slip, which looked fairly intentional as she left it out while making eyes at the paps near by. For the moneyshots, check out the gallery below and don’t say I didn’t warn you that they are most definitely NSFW.

It’s not that I’ve ever given you a reason to care about Sophie Monk in the past, other than the fact that she’s the chick Benji Madden was with before Paris Hilton, but we’re going to start caring about her around here, and I’ll tell you why: I’m trying to sleep with Matt Felker. Who’s Matt Felker, you may ask? Why, he’s the hot guy from the Britney Spears “Toxic” video, a longtime crush of mine who is also the producer of Sophie’s upcoming television show, Bigger Than Paris. He would like for me to plug Sophie and the show. Now, normally I would be all like, “Um, my opinion cannot be bought. I don’t much care about Sophie or her show, and I’m not going to start just because you tell me to. This is an independent blog and I say what I want.” And it’s true: my opinion cannot be bought. It can, however, be seduced.

We’d like to add that, if Matt is reading this, we would also enjoy some exclusive shirtless photos of him to go along with the plugs for Sophie Monk’s upcoming television show, Bigger Than Paris. Exclusive shirtless pics would help us to better plug the show. Exclusive shirtless pics and tight pants. We’re just saying.

Here’s Sophie — star of the upcoming television show Bigger Than Paris — promoting Hollywood Fashion Shapes in Sydney.

Well … at least in the thighs.

Ouch!

Was that awful?

Anyway, here’s Sophie Monk, filming her new TV show, Bigger Than Paris, in LA.

It’s unclear exactly what the show’s about, but it’s worth noting that Sophie is the former girlfriend of Benji Madden — who’s now traveling the world with Paris Hilton. (Additionally worth noting: After Sophie and Benji split, Sophie was briefly linked to Ryan Seacrest, who’s now producing a scripted series with Paris Hilton. Tangled webs indeed.)

Plus: See the total hottie in the long-sleeved white shirt there?

That’s Matthew Felker, one of the show’s executive producers. You may also know him as the dude Britney made out with in the “Toxic” video or, more recently, as Selma Blair’s ex-boyfriend.

I’ve had a crush on him forever, and saw him once in person at a private party in Hollywood, and he was even hotter in person, and my friends kept telling me to go up and say hi, and I was too scared, and I’ve regretted that ever since. Matthew Felker could have been my One True Love, and I blew it.

“Let me make this as plain as possible – Benji did not leave me for Paris Hilton. Benji and I did not break up badly or anything like that. We both decided, as adults, our relationship had run its course and decided to move on. I feel no animosity towards Benji and Paris at all and am very happy with life at the moment.”

Sophie Monk, to Australia’s Herald Sun.

I give this girl mad props for not pulling a Shanna Moakler and being all like “Paris Hilton needs to take her Valtrex.” You’re a classy broad, Sophie.