It’s official: Paris Hilton has aged the fuck out.

You wanna know how I know this?

Her kid brother’s finally showing up on Page Six. Everyone’s ready to move on.

Barron Hilton, 16, is dating Skye Peters, also 16, the daughter of “Superman Returns” producer Jon Peters and his ex, Christine Peters. On Friday, the two holed up at the Bel Air Hotel and “something happened,” said a friend of Jon’s, as “police were called.” A rep for Jon reached the producer at his Santa Barbara ranch and told Page Six: “Jon has responded that he will be looking into the purported relationship, and why Christine is allowing their youngest daughter to spend nights out.” Jon and Christine are in a protracted legal battle, which last week resulted in her eviction from the Bel Air home the couple once shared.

Oh, man.

Messy divorce + Hilton son = FUN

I’m so excited for this new crop of fuck-up celeb kids!!!!

(Pictured above is Skye with her older sister, Caleigh, who recently dumped Sean Stewart.)