Well it’s coming from The Daily Mail so take it with a grain of salt.  But apparently Sienna Miller has moved back to London to get some space from her married, live-in boyfriend Balthazar Getty.  He has made no motion to file for divorce from his wife of 8 years and Sienna doesn’t like that.  He cheated on his wife with Miller and now she’s upset that he won’t commit.  I love irony.  I, too, hated when my old boyfriend’s wife got in the way.  Selfish bitch.

But wait, there’s more.  Getty is a recovering alcoholic and drug addict and Sienna is rumored to be…you know, the same minus the “recovering”. 

If you could create an instruction manual on how to craft a doomed for failure relationship, wouldn’t these two be in every diagram?

Sienna Miller looks a little uncomfortable as she leaves the Groucho club in London — along with married flame Balthazar Getty, who was careful to keep his back to the photogs.

Really, Sienna, must you do this publicly?

Someone decided to spray-paint the word “SLUT” along the wall of the London home of husband-stealer Sienna Miller.

And WTF is that symbol next to it?

Be afraid, Sienna.

I’m driving myself crazy trying to think up a cutesy nickname for these two.

Sienazar? Balthienna? The Homewrecking Assholes? I dunno. I like the last one.

The Homewrecking Assholes have finally put an end to their frolicking on the beach. Now they’re frolicking on the New York social scene instead. On Thursday, they hit up an art show at the South Street Seaport and later hung out at the Rose Bar.

Conspicuously absent?

Balthazar’s 10-month-old baby, whose mother he ditched for Sienna.

So very, very sad.

“The breakdown of a marriage is a very difficult and painful experience especially when children are involved,” Balthazar Getty said in a statement released Monday. “In light of the fact that many pictures have surfaced in print and on the Internet which has caused myself and my family great embarrassment, I felt it necessary to at least acknowledge publicly that yes indeed my wife and I have separated and I will not be commenting any further.”

Life is so tragic when you’re sucking on Sienna Miller’s tits on a beach all day.

Tragic indeed.

If you can believe it, the wife of billionaire Balthazar Getty is less than thrilled that he’s taken up with Sienna Miller, frolicking around naked with the starlet every chance he gets.

“It’s humiliating,” a friend of his wife says. “Rosetta left the country to protect the kids, and he continues to see Sienna publicly.”

The couple were married in 2000, and have four kids together. The youngest is 10 months old.

SCANDALOUS!!!

I would like to start this off by saying that I had a hell of a time naming these files on my computer. Why? Because I already have photo files titled sienna_naked, sienna_naked1, sienna_naked2, sienna_topless, sienna_topless1, sienna_topless2, sienna_nude1, etc, etc on my computer. That’s just to give you an idea of how many naked photos of Sienna Miller I’ve come across in my illustrious career as a gossip blogger. The only things to come close are the expansive set of files titled lindsay_vag*, where * varies from 0 .. 7. See? I learned something important in math. I could set it up as a sigma formula if you wanted me to.

Also: here’s Sienna Miller, frolicking naked at some manner of resort with her new boyfriend, the married father of four Balthazar Getty. What do you call a guy like that for short? Balthy? Balt? Hazar? Maybe just “Hazard” would work fine, Sienna.

Anyway. Uncensored photos of Sienna Miller topless are after the jump.

Update: Uncensored photos removed on request.