Shia LaBoyyioxyyuf tries to hide from photogs as he puffs away on New Year’s Eve in LA.

Own it, boy!

Shia LaBoeuf is off the hook for his Walgreens arrest last month.

The 21-year-old “Transformers” star was in a Chicago courtroom for only minutes Wednesday before prosecutors read a letter from the Walgreens Co. and a security company saying they don’t want to continue the case.

LaBeouf, of Glendale, Calif., didn’t speak but smiled at the news.

Damn you, Walgreens!!!

Why didn’t you want to continue the case??? This was going to be soooo much fun!!

I’m gonna write my own damn letter to Walgreens explaining that being drunk and obnoxious is a very serious crime in the gossip world, and I consider their failure to prosecute to be a threat to my livelihood. I’m gonna take down Walgreens, baby!!

It doesn’t get much better than this, kids. Here I thought this Shia LaBeouxxyiuiuf character was going to fade in and out of the limelight like so many Elijah Woods before him, but now homeboy went and got his drunk ass arrested. At a WALGREENS. He is here to stay, people!

Chicago police say actor Shia LaBeouf was arrested at the Walgreens at 757 N. Michigan Av. around 2:30 a.m. Sunday after repeatedly refusing to leave the store.

A security guard repeatedly told LaBeouf that he wasn’t welcome and had to leave because he appeared to be drunk, police said.

When the actor refused to leave, the security guard detained him and called police.

After he was arrested, LaBeouf was “very courteous and polite,” and he posted bond before 7 a.m., police said.

LaBeouf, 21, of Glendale, Calif., was charged with misdemeanor criminal trespassing. He is scheduled to appear in court in Branch 29 on Nov. 28 at 9 a.m.

That’s crazy to me, because it’s pretty hard to get asked to leave a Walgreens just because you’re drunk. In high school, we’d get wasted and then walk to the Walgreens around 3 a.m. because that’s when they got out the floor buffers. We liked to ride the floor buffers when we were drunk. The staff were always very courteous and obliging and allowed us to push each other around the store on the floor buffers for twenty minutes or so as we screamed obscenities at one another. Then we would politely take our leave and vomit in the bushes. So I can’t imagine what Shia was doing to be kicked out. Perhaps he was refusing to wait his turn on the floor buffers. That’s a big no-no.

Okay, okay. Sometimes I just like to be sensationalist. Okay. I always like to be sensationalist.

I refuse to learn how to spell Shia LaBuioueaf’s last name, but I will happily run this picture of his alleged new paramour, Rihanna, holding hands with someone who is most certainly not Shia LaBeeuxiouf as she leaves Avalon last night.

Tsk, tsk, Rihanna! If you haven’t heard yet, Shia LaBizioueyf is totally the next big thing. Don’t blow it, girl!

The rumors have been flying for a couple of days.

Rihanna’s denying them, saying the two are just friends.

I don’t think Shia’s made any formal comment yet.

But I keep hearing more and more stories about Shia LaBeouf and Rihanna!

Here’s one from Buzz Foto:

It was an interesting evening last night. We had our weekly Global Domination Buzz Foto dinner at Kate Mantilini restaurant in Beverly Hills and we were had just ordered our shrimp cocktails and wine when we noticed Rihanna walk by our table. We thought that was cool and we were just about to dip another shrimp in the tartar sauce when we noticed that she was dinning with Shia LeBeouf!! Holly shit! What a photo and no Dog Pack around. We got on the blower to one of our guys to come over for the hose down. We had a direct view of their booth and we witnessed a very animated Shia during the dinner which ended with strawberries and wine. This dinner lasted close to two and a half hours so there must be something here. They walked right by our table as they exited the restaurant, but no hand holding, touching or groping. Flashes went off and Rihanna was delighted to pose for photographs, but Shia behaved like a twelve year old running in the garage to hide and whimper. They drove off in is brand new pick up truck. How classy.

What a strange pairing. How tall is Shia? I think he’s around 5′10. Because I’ve seen Rihanna in person, and she is super tall! Buzz Foto didn’t get a pic of the two of them together (dammit!) but they did get a pick of Rihanna at Kate Mantilini, which I’ve put above this artice.

Kate Mantilini is not the Ivy, but it’s definitely no place to go if you’re trying to keep your relationship a secret!

I don’t know what it is about Shia LaBeouf. I was way too old to watch “Even Stevens” yet I did all the time partially because of him. I also think that the only reason I enjoyed “iRobot” was him as well.

I don’t feel like too much of a pedophile because he is 21 but the older he gets the more foxy he seems to become. I don’t even really want to see “Transformers” but because of cutie pie Shia I just might.

He also is the anti Lindsay and Britney and lives a sober and under the radar lifestyle. A lot of young Hollywood should take note. If you work really hard and stay out of trouble…good things can happen.

“If I’m gonna party, I’ll do it at my house. And to say that I’ve never had a drink or smoked weed - coming from my family - is insane. But also, I know what it does if you get out of control. I know how hard it was to get my life to where it is. There’s so much riding that those small little joys of the high are not interesting to me.” -Shia in Vanity Fair

He has been tapped to be the “Next Big Thing” for a while and I think this is his summer. After this movie he will be in the next Indiana Jones which will be huge for his star power.

He’s been deemed the next big thing by everyone in the world. And yet, he is incapable of taking anything even approaching a good photo. And trust me, I didn’t cherry pick the worst ones, they are all like this. He looks like a goober in every single shot.

Weird stuff. This is at some Transformers function, which sort of explains why women are sporting giant helmets and camo. No wait, it still doesn’t explain it. Click on more odd photos if you’d like, but I warned you.

You see this? This is the casual, cocky, pocketed-hands look of the Next Big Thing.

Now, I know what you’re thinking: doesn’t “boeuf” mean “beef” in French? I don’t remember. But, more importantly, who is this kid? Why is his name popping up fucking everywhere these days? Who the hell actually saw Disturbia?

A fair number of people, it turns out, as the movie claimed this weekend’s box office top spot with $23M.

If you’re twelve years old, you remember Shia from Even Stevens, the Disney show I’d comment on if I had ever seen it in my whole life. If you’re not twelve years old, you don’t know who he is. But that’s gonna change soon, as Chia Pet LaBeef is taking the Indiana Jones reins out of Harrison Ford’s wrinkled, shaky hands for the 2008 release of the fourth Indy movie. And you better believe a $23M opening is gonna look like spare change when that little boulder rolls through theaters.

Welcome aboard, Shia. Try to stay away from Paris Hilton.