It’s Friday and I’m sick of Hollywood.  Enjoy this clip of America’s Got Talent’s judge Sharon Osbourne appearing on the Opie and Anthony radio show, calling Britain’s Got Talent contestant Susan Boyle “a hairy arsehole.”  Of course, she made sure to cushion all her bitchy comments with proclamations of “God love her.”

S.O. is such a twat.

Sharon Osbourne celebrated her 57th birthday last night at The Late Late Show with hubby Ozzy Osbourne. I know it can’t possibly be just me who thinks they are one of the most romantic couples ever. Sure, they’ve been through it between Ozzy’s drug problems, Sharon’s weight loss and cancer and their three troublesome kids, but I feel like the fact that they’re still so close and lovey dovey shows that none of that seems to matter two the two of them. Check them out in the gallery smooching and holding hands for the paparazzi (and how good does that puppy dog cake look?)

I haven’t gotten around to watching the new Osbournes variety show yet (not that I was ever planning to), but the early reviews are god-awful.

Says Entertainment Weekly:

On The Osbournes: Reloaded, Ozzy, Sharon, Kelly, and Jack were just pathetic. No wonder Fox kept chopping this proposed hour-long “variety show” into an ever-smaller size before airing it. The network is supposed to air five more Reloadeds. Don’t hold your breath. Or maybe, do hold your breath: The stink of this show will last a long time.

Thus far, Fox affiliates in Panama City, Milwaukee, Cincinatti, Knoxville, Kansas City and Utah have elected to either not carry the show or air it after midnight rather than in its suggested post-Idol time slot.

And from the reviews, it sounds like these affiliates aren’t being prudish, the show is just REALLY awful and offensive. But not in a creative and envelope-pushing way, just plain old gross for the sake of being gross.

Fox was originally going to air five more episodes of the show in the fall, but somehow I doubt that’s going to happen at this point. Heads are gonna roll for this at Fox.

So is it over now? Is the Osbournes thing finally over now? Has our national love affair with these people at last signed the divorce papers? Can we, America, please be the strong ones in this relationship, and end it once and for all, so that the Osbournes can heal and move on?

Hi guys.

Funny thing.

I was flying home today and I had the silly notion that I’d be able to work in Sky Harbor Airport in Phoenix while waiting for my flight, because they have a free wireless connection there.

Unfortunately, their free wireless connection blocks Evil Beet. Heh. So I’m sorry that not much went up this afternoon.

But I am now safely back in Seattle, and so very delighted to have my whiny, whiny cats back in my face at all times, and before I take a bath and try to get my life refocused, I thought I’d bring you guys this lovely gem from Sharon Osbourne’s Charm School. This is the fight that eventually lead to that blonde chick pressing assault charges on Sharon. I wish we had more footage from inside the actual hair-pulling fight.

Still: Pretty awesome.

This is a FANTASTIC story!

Apparently Sharon Osbourne freaked the fuck out on a contestant during the reunion show of Charm School and ripped part of the chick’s hair out. The contestant told her she was only famous for being married to Ozzy, whom she referred to as a “brain-dead rock star.” Hair photo (courtesy TMZ) is here:

Holy shit, that’s a bitch fight! The chick, Megan Hauserman, filed a report with the LAPD, who is now currently investigating the incident. I think it’s the first time the police have been called in to investigate something that happened during a reality TV show taping. OK, that’s not true. It’s probably happened with The Real World kids like 100 times, but no one cares about them.

What do you think?

Is this shit LAPD-worthy? Or was it just a reality TV publicity stunt that got way out of hand?

 

“Nicole Kidman’s forehead looks like a fucking flatscreen TV!”

Sharon Osbourne sharing her thoughts on plastic surgery while appearing as a guest on Chelsea Lately.

Meow.  Truly?  I’m all for plastic surgery as long as it doesn’t completely morph you into a droid.  Nicole Kidman looks great.