Hi guys.

Funny thing.

I was flying home today and I had the silly notion that I’d be able to work in Sky Harbor Airport in Phoenix while waiting for my flight, because they have a free wireless connection there.

Unfortunately, their free wireless connection blocks Evil Beet. Heh. So I’m sorry that not much went up this afternoon.

But I am now safely back in Seattle, and so very delighted to have my whiny, whiny cats back in my face at all times, and before I take a bath and try to get my life refocused, I thought I’d bring you guys this lovely gem from Sharon Osbourne’s Charm School. This is the fight that eventually lead to that blonde chick pressing assault charges on Sharon. I wish we had more footage from inside the actual hair-pulling fight.

Still: Pretty awesome.

This is a FANTASTIC story!

Apparently Sharon Osbourne freaked the fuck out on a contestant during the reunion show of Charm School and ripped part of the chick’s hair out. The contestant told her she was only famous for being married to Ozzy, whom she referred to as a “brain-dead rock star.” Hair photo (courtesy TMZ) is here:

Holy shit, that’s a bitch fight! The chick, Megan Hauserman, filed a report with the LAPD, who is now currently investigating the incident. I think it’s the first time the police have been called in to investigate something that happened during a reality TV show taping. OK, that’s not true. It’s probably happened with The Real World kids like 100 times, but no one cares about them.

What do you think?

Is this shit LAPD-worthy? Or was it just a reality TV publicity stunt that got way out of hand?

 

“Nicole Kidman’s forehead looks like a fucking flatscreen TV!”

Sharon Osbourne sharing her thoughts on plastic surgery while appearing as a guest on Chelsea Lately.

Meow.  Truly?  I’m all for plastic surgery as long as it doesn’t completely morph you into a droid.  Nicole Kidman looks great.