It’s Shar Jackson, the winner of Celebrity Rap Superstar, performing on TRL.

Getting dumped for Britney Spears was the best thing that ever happened to this girl.

She looks great and she sounds great. She still has custody of her children. We haven’t got a single crotch shot of her.

I love this girl.

The story ain’t ever over ’til it’s over, kids.

I love that she’s just riding this my-baby-daddy-dumped-me-for-Britney-Spears-and-then- she-dumped-him-and-now-she’s-certifiably-insane-and-
who-looks-like-a-loser-now-fuckheads wave into so many different arenas.

And I fucking love the t-shirt.

You can ignore the rumors …

“It is not even remotely true,” says her rep.

Federline’s camp denies reports, too.

If Shar were pregnant, you’d better believe she’d be the first to want the world to know.

It would have made a great story, though …