While Travis Barker continues to undergo surgeries related to his devastating September plane crash, Shanna Moakler, well, makes out in clubs with Gerard Butler.

Awesome.

The former Mrs. Barker was spotted boozing it up (vodka Red Bulls, if you care) at the opening of Bardot nightclub on Saturday night, just as Travis was talking shit about her on his blog from his hospital bed.

I want to have so many different reactions to this. They range from “How insane is it that we’re back to caring about Shanna Moakler’s every move since her ex-husband almost died in a plane wreck?” to “What the fuck are you doing getting wasted when your ex-husband’s in the hospital and your children need your constant emotional support?” to “Who the hell are we to insist Shanna sit home and cry all day about this?”

I don’t know how I feel. Shanna Moakler does this to me. I never know how to feel about her actions. She is emotionally confusing to me. I always go back and forth between wanting to reprimand her and wanting to hug her.

Photogs caught Shanna Moakler in tears as she left the burn unit at Doctors Hospital in Georgia. She’s spent hours by ex-husband Travis Barker’s side as he recovers from critical burns.

Aw, Shanna!

Hang in there, baby!!!

Reports that Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton are in Georgia appear to be false, although Mandy Moore is reportedly there with DJ AM.

I kind of love Shanna Moakler. She’s just no-holds-barred trashy. Girlfriend says what’s on her mind, no matter who’s listening. I guess she doesn’t have much left to lose at this point.

Anyway, Shanna and Kim Kardashian got into a little fight at one of Carmen Electra’s parties last weekend, and the kids over at TheDirty.com sat down to chat with Shanna about it. Here’s one of Shanna’s choice quotes:

I was at this bbq and I saw what I thought was a donkey posing on the stairs but much to my surprise, it was Kim Kardashian. No, wait, it was a donkey! She’s soooo f*cking fat! She’s 5′2″ and she’s like 140. She was wearing a sarong to cover her huge big ass! I like a nice ass but hers is not a nice ass! … I am far from a size zero but she made me feel Gisele (Bundchen) thin!

The whole interview is just pure genius. I’ve reprinted the whole thing after the jump. I strongly encourage you to read it.

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I kind of do, vaguely. They had some TV show on one of those cable channels and then they split up and he made out with Paris Hilton and she threw a drink with Paris Hilton and basically called her a herpes-infested whore on camera and threw a divorce party in Las Vegas and then they reconciled and split and reconciled and at some point we all realized we had way better things to do with our lives than care about these two?

Anyway, they’ve officially divorced.

“No, I’m no longer with her,” Barker said over the weekend at the 5th annual Roots Jam benefiting Rock the Vote at West Hollywood’s Key Club. “We were actually divorced a few days ago.”

So whatever. Now you know.

These two will never be totally over. They’re like Pam and Tommy Lee!!!

Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler suck face at a Post-VMA party.

I like how at the very beginning she’s like, “Ah, young Hollywood,” like the mere fact that she’s aging prevents her from acting with the exact same immaturity time and time again.

Shanna Moakler hangs out with daughter Alabama Barker yesterday.