A year after her stint at Cirque Lodge, Kirsten Dunst was spotted stumbling wasted out of The Roosevelt after throwing back double vodkas all night. It’s one of several times she’s been out drinking at high-profile LA bars since her rehab stay.

I think the Cirque Lodge needs to add a class to its rehab curriculum. In fact, I think they should add it to the weekly activities at Promises and Wonderland as well. The class should be called How to Have a Giant Relapse Quietly. I will teach it. I will arrive with a map of Los Angeles and New York City, and I will mark with big X’s the bars to which you should not go for your giant relapse. They will include places like The Roosevelt, 1Oak and generally anything within the Thirty-Mile Zone and the borough of Manhattan. If you need to get off-your-face wasted in a bar, do it in Burbank, people. You’re for sure gonna get busted if you’re doing it on Hollywood Boulevard.

Also today in relapse: Sean Stewart, whose return to alcohol has reportedly gotten him dropped by his publicist and manager. (Sean Stewart had a manager?)

And lastly today in relapse, I downloaded Eminem’s Relapse and I really like it, but damn he’s brutal. There’s a fucking Heath Ledger call in there. Hey have I mentioned recently that Eminem’s Mariah diss track is my favorite song of the year?

Despite a previous stint on Celebrity Rehab, Rod Stewart’s son Sean is back in rehab, this time at Malibu’s Canyon at Peace Park clinic. The family’s spokesperson is refusing to comment.

Bear with me today, kids, as I’m waging a losing battle against PMS this morning. All I want right now are cigarettes and Valium. I am trying valiantly to avoid both. But today is pay day for me, so I may ditch out early and indulge in some hardcore shopping. I’m really excited to buy tons of yummy sweaters and scarves for my very first winter!

This guy is such a rock star. Sean Stewart, son of rocker Rod Stewart and brother of Kim Stewart (the less competent half of the Paris Hilton Biker Crew), cooled his heels in an L.A. jail cell last night after being arrested for assaulting a couple with “a rock, brick, bottle, metal, missile, and substance capable of doing serious bodily harm” after being denied entry to a party in the Hollywood Hills two months ago. (Read the full complaint here). He spent nearly an hour locked up in a Hollywood police station, and was charged with four felonies, including two counts of assault with a deadly weapon, one count of vandalism and one count of throwing substance at a vehicle. (Throwing substance at a vehicle? That’s a felony? Is vomit a substance? Because it’s possible my entire sorority could face jail time.) Stewart was released on $60,000 bail.

Lest you forget, Sean also made headlines back in March when he announced that he used to have sexual fantasies about his step-mom, Rachel Hunter.

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