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Dude, You Guys, Diddy Didn’t Kill Tupac

Monday, March 17th, 2008

Tupac Shakur, Pictures, Photos

Because Tupac’s still alive!

Ahhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

No seriously though.

So the LA Times ran some ridiculous, sensational story about how Diddy and B.I.G., like, orchestrated Tupac’s murder shooting, and Diddy’s all like, “Um, negative Ghostrider” because he totally didn’t. Honestly, people, there’s an election going on. Aren’t you guys supposed to be “real” journalists? Leave shit like this to the bloggers. And seriously this Tupac shit is nearly 15 years old at this point. Let it go, guys. Just let it go.

Here’s the actual statement from Diddy:

“This story is beyond ridiculous and is completely false. Neither Biggie nor I had any knowledge of any attack before, during, or after it happened. It is a complete lie to suggest that there was any involvement by Biggie or myself. I am shocked that the Los Angeles Times would be so irresponsible as to publish such a baseless and completely untrue story.”

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Now Here’s an Idea

Thursday, March 13th, 2008

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Sean “I Am the American Dream” Combs (aka “Diddy”) has announced his latest business venture: he’s launching a car service for inebriated A-listers.

“After partnering with Ciroc vodka, he wants to make sure everyone’s partying responsibly,” his rep says.

And Diddy’s goal? “Making sure nobody gets arrested!” he says.

This is good for the drivers of Los Angeles, but potentially deadly for celeb gossip.

Diddy, if you’re going to do this, at least put a hidden camera in the cars and sell us the footage!

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