Or at least employ a spell check. Stapp, the Christian rocker who came home trashed and threw and Orangina bottle at his wife’s face, has issued a statement to Drew Garabo, a morning DJ in his hometown in Central Florida. Unfortunately, he didn’t run it through a spell check first. Honestly. Sooo retarded. His statement, with my (myriad) spelling corrections and comments, below. (I decided not even to start on the grammar. Well, for the most part.)

You have a Ggreat heart Drew! Thank you bro:)

First of all I would like to express how thankfull and appreciative my family is for the tremendeous tremendous outpouring of love and support we have received during this insecure time in our marriage. I was shocked at how many have rallied around us. [Ed: Me, too.]

I am truly sorry and seek forgiveness from my wife. As she has done the same seeking forgiveness from me. We both know we were wrong in how we handled the argument and in some of the allegations that were made.. Now we are tring trying to move forward as a family.

Things were stated to the police in the heat of anger that were not completely accurate. Things have been said to the media and reported after the fact that are not accurate as well either.

As in most cases like this, the next day everyone is sorry and wishes they didn’t get the police involved and said what they did about their partner. We are no different. [Ed: See, Scott, I'll believe that when I hear it from your wife.]

My wife and I love eachother each other very much and are activley actively seeking support to help us resolve this tough time and bring our loving family back together as one

Together, with counciling counseling, as well as working on changing area’s areas [Ed: Really, Scott? Possessive?] of our lives in a mutual effort to learn, grow, and mature positivley positively as a Mother, Father, Husband, Wife, and Spiritual human bieng being, we will overcome this:) [Ed: Another smiley face? Yay! Domestic violence is a happy thing!]

We would also like to apologize to the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Dept.for calling them to our home and taking them away from the very serious and dangerous job of protecting our community. Anyone that was effected affected negativly negatively please forgive us as well.?

We would also like to ask that the media please allow our family to heal during this painfull painful time and remember we have children. So please take that into consideration and respect our privacy and let this go. I know you would want the same if the tables were turned. [Ed: I don't throw Orangina bottles at people. Ever.]

God Bless you.
Scott, Jaclyn, Milan and Jagger Stapp:)

Creed frontman Scott Stapp was arrested this weekend on charges of domestic battery, after getting into an altercation with his wife, former beauty queen Jaclyn Nesheiwat and throwing an Orangina bottle at her face. Neither Jaclyn nor Scott was injured. From TMZ:

According to the police report, Stapp’s wife, Miss New York USA 2004, Jaclyn Nesheiwat Stapp, claims that she called 911 after Scott stumbled into their $5 million mansion around 8:00 AM and got “very angry” when she asked if he was “using drugs.” Jaclyn told police that Stapp began yelling at her to “leave him alone,” before he grabbed an Orangina bottle and launched it at her face, nearly hitting her.

When cops arrived, they found the shattered bottle … and several handguns locked in a safe. According to the report, “Scott was very cooperative” about handing over the firearms, which were immediately confiscated. One of the responding officers claims that Stapp did admit to throwing the bottle, but the former Creed frontman also said, “Jaclyn was no where in the area.”

This isn’t Stapp’s first run-in with the law. The Christian rocker was arrested at LAX in 2006 for public intoxication while waiting to board a flight — to his honeymoon. He also ran into some trouble when he and Kid Rock made a sex tape with some groupies on a tour bus, and a video company threatened to distribute it.