The McCain camp has confirmed that the VP candidate will be making her much-hyped SNL appearance this weekend.

What will she be doing on SNL?

Playing herself?

Playing Tina Fey?

Being a maverick?

Hooray, hooray, hooray!!!

There’s a part at the end that’s a little questionable, but, in general, this clip is non-pornographic.

Thanks Richard!

Click here to read the BRILLIANT script of Who’s Nailin’ Paylin?

It’s actually very, very funny. And also involves Hillary Clinton performing cunnilingus.

You’re welcome.

Thanks Lauren!

“We’re gonna take it week by week. If she wins, I’m done. I can’t do that for four years. And by ‘I’m done,’ I mean I’m leaving Earth.”

Tina Fey, on her doppelganger and current meal-ticket, Sarah Palin.

We’re starting to get shots from the set of the new Hustler-produced porn flick starring “Sarah Palin.”

Pretty hot stuff, right???

This is (hopefully) just the first of many Palin-porns to come. In fact, Palin-porn may become a genre in and of itself.

Here’s a fun game: What should this flick be called?

Scour the internets for a YouTube montage of every time Sarah Palin said “nucular” tonight.

It will exist by tomorrow morning, if there’s any justice in this world.

Did anyone keep a tally? It’s gotta be in the double-digits.

Do you think she’s doing it on purpose? She must be doing it on purpose. Every inch of her appearance tonight was so choreographed; I just have this sickening feeling that Palin and her aides made an active decision to pronounce the world “nuclear” just like the average American does: incorrectly. You know, so as not to seem too edumucated. She doesn’t want to come off as one of those “media elite” types with their nose so far in a book they’ve lost all touch with Main Street. This country wasn’t built on pronouncing words the way they’re spelled, dammit! It was built on hunting deer and racing snowmobiles and enthusiasm about Israel, gosh dangity darn it!

Could it be? Could it possibly be that she’s mispronouncing words on purpose?