Sarah Jessica Parker and Caroline Kennedy help launch the 2008 Shop for Public Schools Program in New York.

Because public school students in this country need our help!

Can’t you tell?

Sarah Jessica Parker actually wore something flattering for the event! That’s how important this cause is!

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The Sex and the City movie celebrated its DVD release in NYC on Thursday night (time flies!), and apparently Sarah Jessica Parker turned 65 at some point in the past few months. I mean, is it just me, or does she look really old in these shots? Is it the hair? The short bangs? Discuss.

Spotted: Fashion icon Sarah Jessica Parker wearing those atrocious Katie Holmes-inspired man pants with the cuffs rolled.

Sigh.

It’s all over, kids.

These things are in.

Now excuse me while I go buy a pair of Spiderman boys’ underwear and use them as a headband, since that’s clearly the direction the fashion world is heading.

You can’t escape all of them, Sarah.

Amidst rumors that her marriage is falling apart due to Matthew Broderick’s infidelities, Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew took their son, James, to Ireland, where the family has a cottage and there are fewer creepy men with cameras.

This just makes me want to go to Ireland. It’s one of the top places on my list of places to visit in my life. China was on there, too, but it’s quickly falling. I’m very mad at China right now. So now I want to go to Ireland with Sarah Jessica and her adorable kiddo.

After Star magazine printed last week that Matthew Broderick had an on-going affair with a 25-year-old youth counselor, Matthew took his wife, Sarah Jessica Parker, out for dinner in Midtown Manhattan, and they made a very public show of unity. It’s the first time they’ve been seen together since the allegations hit the press.

Sources are reporting that Sarah and Matthew “had been out of love for a long time but remain married for their son … Now they have decided to make things work – especially for the sake of their son, James.”

Awww, I hope SJP and Matty are doing okay. They’re like my shining paragon of hope that long-term marriage can work. I don’t really believe that Matt was cheating on her. He knows she’d kick his ass. Her muscles are like ten times bigger than his.

Bravo has green-lighted a new Sarah Jessica Parker TV show: American Artist.

It’s a Project Runway-style reality show, but focused on artists, including painters and sculptors.

Eh, I still think someone should do America’s Next Top Poet.

Whatever.

It’s still better than anything Chloe Sevigny’s worn since she decided to adorn herself in Vincent Gallo’s penis.

Here’s SJP at a screening of Smart People.