Ashton Kutcher just updated his Twitter with a note about his ex-love and Just Married co-star, Brittany Murphy. The two dated around the time they made the movie and at what seemed to be the peak of both of their careers.

Beyonce’s sister Solange doesn’t seem to be taking the news particularly well herself, but is unable to to muster up much more than the fact that she’s shocked.

And some loser with a face that resembles a honey ham decides to take this moment to warn Lindsay Lohan that if she doesn’t clean up, she’ll be six feet under, too.

However, Sara Gilbert aka Darlene from Roseanne, chimed in with a kind word.

This is secretly one of my all-time favorite celeb families — Sara Gilbert and her partner, producer Allison Adler, rarely make public appearances with their kids, but, when they do, it makes my whole day. I think they’re both way sexy and fun, and the children are freakin’ perfect. They’ve got a son named Levi and a daughter named Sawyer, and the whole family headed to Coldwater Canyon Park to play this weekend.

Ack! Looking at these photos makes me want a family soooo bad! Total cuteness. I’m so excited to have kids to take to the park. I take my dog all the time, which is wonderful, but one day I’ll take little humans, too. It will be perfect that way because I’ll make them clean up the dog poop while I just enjoy the park.

Look!

It’s the Original Girl Crush, Sara Gilbert, with her daughter, Sawyer, out at a park in BevHills on Saturday. This is the first I’ve seen of this little girl. Adorable!!!

Sawyer is Darlene’s — er, I mean Sara’s — second kiddo with her longtime girlfriend, Allison Adler. The couple have an older son named Levi.

Seriously, did anyone not have a girl crush on Darlene?? She was like the original Lindsay Lohan for me. I love how all my girl crushes wind up actually having sex with girls. I’m so lezzie-brillz. (YES I AM GOING TO COPYRIGHT THAT PHRASE.)

Showing up at a gifting suite — where you know there’s gonna be photogs — completely makeup-free?

That’s ballsy.

And awesome.

At the Access Hollywood gifting suite.

The Roseanne star and her girlfriend, producer Allison Adler, are reportedly taking turns having babies.

The couple welcomed son Levi Hank, who Allison carried, in October 2004, and are looking forward to another addition to their family later this year.

Taking turns having babies definitely goes down in my book as one huge advantage to being a lesbian. Wouldn’t it be great if all couples could do that? Like, “No, Tom, darling, work’s really busy for me this year, and I have that trip planned with Janice in the spring, so why don’t you carry the pregnancy to term this time?”