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She didn’t actually say that but still, this clip amused me.  And she went up a few points on the likability meter.  OMG I just accidentally typed lickability!  I cannot have a secret crush on GNR Girl! 

Moving on, and quickly, Sam addresses the rumor of having a crush on 90210’s AnnaLynne McCord and confirms that she and Linds are still going strong.  It’s all in the first half of the clip.

Thanks Stephon!

Hey guys, guess what?

Samantha and Lindsay were out partying, and Samantha started paying too much attention to other people, and Lindsay ran out crying and Samantha chased after her.

I’m going to ask you all to bookmark this post. Please call the bookmark “Lindsay and Samantha Having a Typical Night Out.” And, in the future, rather than writing the same story again and again and again, I’m just going to be like “Hey guys, please check your bookmarks for today’s story about Lindsay and Samantha.”

Here are the deets about this time:

First, the duo hit the MySpace holiday party at Tenjune, where Sam deejayed and L.L. donned a Santa hat and hung with her mom, Dina. “They were in such good spirits,” an eyewitness says. “Lindsay kept hopping in and out of the deejay booth, giving Sam plenty of attention.”

But apparently LiLo didn’t feel like Sam reciprocated when they headed to the NASCAR Sprint party at Marquee.

“Sam was roaming the party and chatting with people, and Lindsay just seemed to melt down literally,” an onlooker tells E!.

So what was she so mad about?

L.L. was apparently jealous that her best girl was talking to other people.

Sam reportedly wanted to stay out and Linds didn’t. After they started arguing, Lindsay stormed out of the soiree in tears, and Sam eventually ran after her.

Hey, you know who doesn’t have these crazy break-downs when she’s sober?

Lindsay. Fucking. Lohan.

Get that girl back in rehab.

Apparently the two are fighting so incessantly now that they’ve begun couple’s therapy.

The twosome “are fighting like cats and dogs,” a source tells Page Six. “They fight every day, screaming, crying and yelling at each other.

“Sam and Lindsay are still very much together and very much in love, but drama just seems to follow Lindsay, and Sam hates it. She deals with Lindsay every day. And every day for Sam means questioning, ‘Is this worth it?’”

Um, Lindsay doesn’t need couple’s therapy, she needs AA. If you keep Lindsay Lohan out of the nightclubs and away from drugs and alcohol, this kind of shit doesn’t happen. It never happens when she’s sober.

Does no one else see the pattern here???

Despite the fight that Lindsay and Samantha had in London the other night, they were all smiles in Dubai today at the grand opening of Atlantis The Palm, posing with Samantha’s mom, socialite Ann Dexter-Jones. I’m sure this was a killer party — they know how to do it up right in Dubai, from everything I’ve heard. Exactly the place that a “recovering” drug and alcohol addict needs to be.

Also there: perennial party girls Mary-Kate Olsen and Mischa Barton, as well as Charlize Theron, Kylie Minogue, the jail-bound Wesley Snipes, and Michael Jordan — yes, that Michael Jordan.

We knew early on that the fight was over Calum Best, but now we have even more deets on their fight in London the other night.

We hear that things got pretty tense at London’s Boujis Wednesday night after DJ Samantha Ronson spied her lover Lindsay Lohan chilling with her former squeeze Calum Best.

According to eyewitnesses, Sam was leaning into her cocktails when she saw Lindsay on the dance floor with the former model. Calum is said to have been the one who came over to her and Lindsay was enjoying the attention — and the flirting.

Sam is said to have gotten so angry that the two gals had to be restrained to keep them from beating on each other.

Mark my words. This thing is going to implode, and it’s going to be nasty, and the odds are good that it’ll result in another DUI for Lindsay.

Okay, it’s not actually video of them fighting, but it’s video of them going into and out of the club, and then of Samantha storming out of the limousine and leaving Lindsay behind, with Beyonce’s “If I Was a Boy” blasting through the windows. Lindsay sits in the car and dramatically sulks for awhile before leaving herself.

The fight they had last night was supposedly over Calum Best, who showed up at the club they were at in London. Calum used to bone Lindsay, and Samantha is reportedly really jealous of any of Lindsay’s former lovers. Ugh. Been there, Linds. I feel ya.

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson made their first official ”We Are A Couple” red carpet appearance last night.  I mean, they’re always seen together stocking up on Doritos and Red Bull or appearing at clubs but this is different.  This is a statement people.  And I know that Lindsay said she’s sorta, kinda, maybe bisexual but really, is Samantha Ronson thatmuch of a stretch?  Ronson is every guy I dated in 1988.  When I see pictures of her, I am flooded with the smell of Oxy10 and Polo and, oddly enough, cherry Chapstick.  How can LL tolerate the GNR shirts another day?  I just know that if I decided to take chicks for a spin, I’d expect lip liner and push-ups…not zebra pattern high-tops.  I guess as long as our favorite celebulez is happy with her ear scratching DJ that’s all that is important.  And she does appear to be happier and healthier.

Just hours after these pictures were taken, PETA poured a bag of flour on Linds in protest of the fur she’s been wearing lately.  The relationship between flour and fur?  I have no idea.  Maybe they just wanted to take the edge off of that perma-tan. 

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson at the VIP Room Theater in Paris last night.

UPDATE:  Some reports are coming in that the flour incident happened before these pictures were taken and that the two were de-floured with a vacuum.  Hard to believe.  Pictures of Lindsay getting floured here.