Life & Style is reporting that a doctor rushed to the home of Samantha Ronson yesterday and X17 is reporting that she was rushed to the hospital today.  Who knows which is true but my money is on X17.  Either way, Sam is suffering from the most widespread illness in Hollywood:  Exhaustion and stress.  

According to a source, “She’s been suffering from depression and from lack of food and sleep,” and that Lindsay “has been helping her through this as she has been through it herself two years ago.”

I’ve been exhausted and stressed and depressed for nine years straight.  I never knew this was something that warranted medical attention.  I really need to be rich and famous so I can go get some rest too.

Their hair extensions fall out!

It gives me a tiny bit of joy to know that, despite having 8 million people to tend to her hair at all times, Lindsay Lohan still occasionally loses an extension.

Here she is with SamRo leaving Bardot in WeHo last night.

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Lindsay and Sam land at LAX after a quick trip to Miami, where Samantha Ronson DJ’d and Lindsay Lohan … um … drank fruit juice.

You guys, I need help. I know I’m supposed to make fun of Lindsay’s ridiculously long extensions, but I’m actually really jealous of them. I’d get the same damn things if I had a team of stylists at all times to make sure they looked that good. But extensions that long would just be a gigantic pain in the ass to take care of yourself. Still. Every time I see her I’m like, “Fuck, I want that girl’s extensions.”

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson were spotted today at LAX.  Seriously, I want my celebs shiny, showered and dressed.  This greasy hair, black legging, spotty tanner, leather coat and hoodie thing has gone on far too long Linds.  It’s time to embrace some soap and a new look; because your leggings are becoming the striped shorts of Richard Simmon’s world.  Some call it a trademark, I call it a tragesty.

Samantha, on the other hand, is basically in black tie-aka not wearing a concert tee.

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She didn’t actually say that but still, this clip amused me.  And she went up a few points on the likability meter.  OMG I just accidentally typed lickability!  I cannot have a secret crush on GNR Girl! 

Moving on, and quickly, Sam addresses the rumor of having a crush on 90210’s AnnaLynne McCord and confirms that she and Linds are still going strong.  It’s all in the first half of the clip.

Thanks Stephon!

Hey guys, guess what?

Samantha and Lindsay were out partying, and Samantha started paying too much attention to other people, and Lindsay ran out crying and Samantha chased after her.

I’m going to ask you all to bookmark this post. Please call the bookmark “Lindsay and Samantha Having a Typical Night Out.” And, in the future, rather than writing the same story again and again and again, I’m just going to be like “Hey guys, please check your bookmarks for today’s story about Lindsay and Samantha.”

Here are the deets about this time:

First, the duo hit the MySpace holiday party at Tenjune, where Sam deejayed and L.L. donned a Santa hat and hung with her mom, Dina. “They were in such good spirits,” an eyewitness says. “Lindsay kept hopping in and out of the deejay booth, giving Sam plenty of attention.”

But apparently LiLo didn’t feel like Sam reciprocated when they headed to the NASCAR Sprint party at Marquee.

“Sam was roaming the party and chatting with people, and Lindsay just seemed to melt down literally,” an onlooker tells E!.

So what was she so mad about?

L.L. was apparently jealous that her best girl was talking to other people.

Sam reportedly wanted to stay out and Linds didn’t. After they started arguing, Lindsay stormed out of the soiree in tears, and Sam eventually ran after her.

Hey, you know who doesn’t have these crazy break-downs when she’s sober?

Lindsay. Fucking. Lohan.

Get that girl back in rehab.

Apparently the two are fighting so incessantly now that they’ve begun couple’s therapy.

The twosome “are fighting like cats and dogs,” a source tells Page Six. “They fight every day, screaming, crying and yelling at each other.

“Sam and Lindsay are still very much together and very much in love, but drama just seems to follow Lindsay, and Sam hates it. She deals with Lindsay every day. And every day for Sam means questioning, ‘Is this worth it?’”

Um, Lindsay doesn’t need couple’s therapy, she needs AA. If you keep Lindsay Lohan out of the nightclubs and away from drugs and alcohol, this kind of shit doesn’t happen. It never happens when she’s sober.

Does no one else see the pattern here???