If Samantha Ronson thinks we won’t recognize her just because she dyed her hair ridiculously blonde, she’s sadly mistaken.

Here she is chillin’ with Lindsay outside the DCMA store in Hollywood. How very hipster.

And I love how they’re just sitting there surrounded by Red Bulls and cigarettes. My car still hasn’t been cleaned up from my road trip, and the passenger seat is pretty much covered in empty Red Bull cans and empty packs of Marlboro Lights. I went to pick up a friend last night, and he got in my car, looked around, and was like, “Um, I see what you’ve been doing for the past two days: drinking Red Bull and, uh, smoking cigarettes.” And I was like, “Yes, that pretty much sums it up.”

I really think Lindsay Lohan and I might be kindred spirits.

We finally got a shot of Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan together!

Yay!

Oh, they are soooo doing it.

And by “it” I of course mean “cocaine.”

The photo agency says this pic was taken at a “medical center” in Beverly Hills. I sure do hope that by “medical center” they mean “AA meeting.”

Leggings Lohan hit up Dominics on Friday night, and left in a car driven by Samantha Ronson.

Lindsay and SamRo have been hanging out a lot lately, but Lindsay is always very careful not to be photographed with her. They leave separately, and then, when Samantha pulls the car around, Lindsay covers her face until they drive away. Smart girl. And smart of her not to drive herself. Dumb of her to be drinking, though.

Check out her nails. Craziness. And what the hell is in her hand? Looks like a plastic baggie of some sort. Hm.

So you know how Paris is parading around town with that ring that says “BM,” the initials of her new love, Benji Madden?

Now Lindsay is sporting an “SR” ring, I assume for Samantha Ronson.

I don’t know if this is a publicity stunt or what, but I freakin’ love it. Brilliant, Linds, brilliant!

I swear, I had like five people come up to me last night and ask if I knew where they could score some shit.

I guess I look like the kind of person who knows.

This worries me.

Anyway, folks, I have the answer now: Find Samantha Ronson. She’s in Park City. With Mary-Kate Olsen.

At Harry O’s on Main Street last night.

Poor Samantha Ronson.

Not only was she ordered to pay Perez Hilton’s legal fees after her defamation lawsuit against him was dismissed, now her own lawyers are suing her for non-payment.

She’s being sued for nearly $165K in unpaid legal fees.

PLUS she has to pay Perez around $100K for HIS legal fees.

Someone better get her fingers off Lindsay Lohan’s clit and onto the turntable.

Work, bitch! Pay them bills!

Remember that little lawsuit where Samantha Ronson sued Perez Hilton for claiming she’d sold unflattering photos of Lindsay Lohan?

Perez won the lawsuit, and now he’s asking SamRo to pay his legal bills.

He’s requested $93,000 in attorneys’ fees to compensate for the bill he racked up defending himself against the defamation suit.

Dayum. Lawyers are expensive. Much more expensive than paying for photos, ahem.

We haven’t seen much of Blake Lewis since AmIdol wrapped this past season, but here he is at the Rock the Vote event in LA, chatting it up with none other than Samantha Ronson.

Uh oh!