Puss ‘N’ Boots and her forever love, Samantha Ronson, were spotted looking very much the couple in Los Angeles yesterday.

So much for those break-up rumors!

Although Samantha looks like she’s dying of cancer here … honestly Patrick Swayze has more color to his face these days.

Where’s Lindsay?

Samantha and her trademark ridiculous boots were snapped wandering around Beverly Hills on Wednesday, following a Tuesday night spent conspicuously separate from Lindsers:

LiLo hit Apple Lounge with her assistant and a girlfriend (but no SamRo) in tow. She arrived around 11:30 and headed to her table, where she sat with club owner Allison Melnick.

“She seemed kind of indifferent, emotionless,” a source tells E! News. “It was definitely apparent her friends were trying to cheer her up. It looked to be a ‘first night back out on the town’ sort of thing.”

Linds and Co. left after only an hour at Apple, while across town Sam grabbed dinner solo at Il Tramezzino café in Beverly Hills.

This is very strange indeed!

Lindsay and Samantha are NEVER apart for this long!

Could the relationship that never technically was be over now?

Will Samantha give us all the dirt now???

PLEASE???

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Another Lindsay and Sam fight?  Sigh and yawn.  I’m really starting to question all these reports of epic battles.  TMZ claims that Linds and Sam had a hysterical outburst at Miami International Airport.  Lindsay was so inconsolable that a flight attendant asked if she wanted to disembark.  I do believe that there was screaming and crying but it was probably because they had to dump their stash before going through security.  Or they found out that they were on a peanut-free flight.  I know that always devastates me.

Listen, if all these rumors are true, it’s time to break up.  Too.  Much.  Dramz.  Perhaps it’s time for Lindsay to return to what she knows best.

Apparently all the “in love” pics of Sam and Lindsay from NYE were just for show — they were fighting the entire night. Here’s a first-person account from TheDirty:

Lindsay, Sam and I took the same limo to the club. They made the limo driver wait 30 minutes for them to come out. Which made me pissed because I had to wait for it to drop them off. Then I got a call that I had to wait another 15 minutes because Sam and Lindsay were fighting/crying. When I got in the limo it reeked of weed and there was trash from a cigarette pack and some used napkins in it. I got to Mansion and there was so mad chaos between Lindsay and Sam already… Lindsay was doing whatever she wanted and she sat wherever she wanted, screwing up the whole seating chart for the night. She had to go inside fix her makeup before she went back out to do red carpet. When I got there, I went to the red carpet and Lindsay finally came out and acted like nothing was wrong and nothing happened and smiled for the cameras. Her people pushed me aside.

The “happy” pictures that are circulating of the them on the internet are complete BS. Lindsay walked over to the DJ booth for the countdown to midnight and Sam and her smiled for the cameras for all of 30 seconds. When the photographers were told to move from the stage everything went back to them fighting.

I was in the booth on stage next to Lindsay and all night she kept going back and forth to the DJ booth yelling at Sam asking when she would be done so she could spend time with her. Then she’d go back to her table and start texting on her blackberry. I didn’t see her drink, but she definitely didn’t look sober. Sam was cool about it all.

When I started talking to Sam, Lindsay came up and started yelling at me “That’s my girlfriend. I love her!” and thought I was trying to steal her woman. I was trying to tell her to chill out, but she was out of it (high in my opinion). She started yelling at Sam telling her she wanted her gone and then she told all the security that she wanted Sam out of there. Sam told me not to worry about Lindsay because she’s nuts. Lindsay yelled at Sam again and Sam flipped her off. That totally pissed off Lindsay and she wound up leaving the club with some dude with long black hair, a blonde chick and a brunette chick. Sam was left there by herself and I felt kinda bad for her. Sam jetted not too much lomger after leaving the DJ’ing to some random dude. So, in my opinion they broke up on New Years. I decided.

Judging by this video, it looks like Lindsay is the insane one in the relationship while Sam is trying to keep everything cool. That doesn’t surprise me at all.

Update: Different video, same fight:

Lindsay rung in 2009 — where else? — in a DJ booth with girlfriend Samantha Ronson as the two gazed adoringly at each other. SamRo was spinning at Mansion in Miami Beach. Will 2009 be the year they officially come out as a couple? Eh, who am I kidding? 2009 will be there year Lindsay goes through a messy break-up, gets a DUI and goes to rehab, just like every year before it.

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Where are you going to be ringing in 2009?  I’m happy to tell you that I’ll be snowed in on a gluten-free bread bender.  But people who actually have lives have some big plans.  Check it out:

Jennifer Anistonis in Los Cabos with John Mayer, Courteney Cox and David Arquette.  Well, John Mayer is staying at a villa located in close proximity to where Jen is staying with the Arquettes.  He totally strikes me like one of those “We don’t need a title” types.  Bleah.

Lindsay Lohan is hanging out with Samantha Ronson at her deejaying gig at Mansion in South Beach.  Sam is feeling more rested since last week’s hospitalization now that she stopped eating at airport kiosks.

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are hosting a party at PURE Nightclub in Vegas.  Technically, she’s Ashlee Simpson-Wentz but I’m preparing for the future when she drops him and the hyphename.

A longer list of New Year’s Eve celeb whereabouts is here and please, Denise Richards made this list?  Like one person in the universe was wondering what she was up to tonight.

Oh, and I just tried the bread and I gotta tell you:  Gluten-free bread is so disgusting.

Lindsers looks fantastic like always (these days!), smoking a cigarette with SamRo outside of Neiman Marcus after a long, hard day of shopping. Hey, at least something in her life is long and hard these days! (Ba-dum-bum ching! Honestly people if I were getting laid AT ALL I wouldn’t have to make these jokes.)

I continue to obsess upon her boots, and would like to say thank you to the commenter who told me where to find the knock-off versions of the boots she was wearing here. I received them in the mail today, and they are fucking amazing and when I wear them I feel like a movie star. Seriously I try not to spend too much time thinking about the things I would be willing to do in exchange for Lindsay Lohan’s boot collection. It’s not good for my self-esteem.

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