UGH. You guys, it has just not been a good week for me so far. My cable went on the fritz tonight, so I didn’t get to watch American Idol or Toddlers & Tiaras, and basically the whole reason I exist during the rest of the week is so I can watch those two shows on Tuesday night. So I’m really bummed about that, and I’m just stuck alone at home thinking about how sad I am that I’m not at the Britney show in New Orleans tonight, and that I don’t get to see her until April. I need distraction!

At least I have Lindsay!

Puss ‘N’ Boots left a restaurant in WeHo with Samantha last night looking a little worse for the wear. Her outfit is fantastic, but her eyes are starting to get that sunken-in look you see when someone’s been, ahem, awake for awhile. And her extensions look the worst I’ve ever seen them look. That saddens me, because Lindsay is someone whose extensions usually photograph really well, and they’re just horrible here. It’s probably because it’s been so rainy in LA lately — extensions work better in dry weather — but still. She could have pulled it back or something.

Linds and her labia lover Sam Ronson were spied getting a tad touchy feely on their recent trans-atlantic flight. The romance was more than just physical though. Passengers supposedly spotted Lohan “texting sweet nothings” to Sam “despite sitting eight inches away from her.”

The two also squeezed into the elbow shattering space of the tiny airplane bathroom to change into  ”matching black sleep suits” before settling into their seats for more cooing, cuddling, and general nonsense. So, we have a possible mile-high adventure a-brewing as well. If this were any other 22-year old I’d give her a high-five for popping her inflight cherry but this is Lindsay Lohan we’re talking about here. She’s done that shit so often it’s part of her air travel readiness routine. Liquids in baggie – check. Leggings – check. Boots – check. Get diddled in bathroom shortly after takeoff – check and mate.

Good news!

Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan have rescheduled the gig they flaked out on due to hangovers illness on Valentine’s Day.

The duo will host and DJ at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel on March 7 — and tickets are only $20!

Here’s a shot of Samantha and Lindsay holding hands as they left Samantha’s acoustic gig at Genghis Khan last night. For video of Samantha performing earlier that night, click here.

Here’s a little clip of Samantha Ronson performing a live acoustic set last night in LA at Genghis Cohen.

Sam got “awwwws” from the crowd when she told ‘em “This is for Lindsay,” but the song included lyrics like “I’ll follow you out of control … I’m falling after you, in and out of love.” In her dedication Sam also said, “You get your heart broken sometimes and then you unbreak it and break it again.”

Lindsay was apparently sitting in the front row with a digital camera — and she said the song made her mad. Sigh.

Most importantly, though — can we get Simon Cowell to weigh in on Samantha’s vocal skills? Because she definitely would not have made it to Hollywood.

Thanks Anna!

Check out this interview E! did with Lindsay on the red carpet at an Oscar party on Sunday. Not only do her eyes look glazed over, but she keeps scratching at her scalp. Now, not that I’ve ever done drugs or anything, but, if I had, I might point out that one’s head gets extremely scratchy when one has ingested, um, certain drugs.

Oh, and she’s also starting a spray tan line.

And this was in my inbox today, from a source at a club Samantha DJ’d at very recently, although Lindsay was conspicuously absent:

Sam’s DJing fee is pretty substantial and it was booked with the “we can’t promise you anything but more than likely LL will be there” comment. When asked why she wasn’t there, a handler explained that Lindsay spends time with her in LA but no longer travels to shows as it causes too much drama / distraction while Sam is working. So, she’s been banned from the road … That being said, Sam was one of the nicest VIP people we’ve had. She looked miserable the entire time but was extremely polite with her servers, always saying please and thank you for her Coronas. She also spun well past when we expected.

Awww, Sam looks miserable WITH Lindsay AND without her!

But if Lindsay’s not traveling to all these events with her, Sam’s fee is going to take a serious hit.

Awww, quality time, 2009-style.

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson both gabbed away on their cell phones as they went shopping at a jewelry store in LA yesterday. Also present: Samantha Ronson’s dog. Jesus, you have to be spending a lot of money at a jewelry store in LA for them to just let your dog hang out on their fancy carpet

OMG!

So many new pictures of Puss ‘N’ Boots today I could just implode.

And she’s wearing BOOTS.

I really like this set of pictures, taken last night at a party for her hairstylist, Andy Lecompte. Something looks different about Linds — she looks very happy, cute, playful. More adult but less old, if that makes any sense?

Plus Samantha was there with her, and they posed together, and they look really happy and in love right now, which also makes me happy.