It’s a SamRo kind of day.

The happy couple showed up to the Emmy after party at Kress, looking freaking adorable.

Love them, love them, love them.

FUCK the Emmys!

FUCK this plane crash bullshit and the dead and seriously injured.

Michael Lohan has SHIT TO TALK, DAMMIT.

From an email he sent this weekend to X17:

After spending a week in LA, doing charity work and meeting people who want to make positive difference in other peoples lives, only to hear what some of these very people have to say about Samantha Ronson I was sickened. But, then to read the recent article in In Touch magazine, which only corroborated what I heard, I am compelled to state my concerns about the effect Samantha is having on my daughter.

First of all, I don’t believe that the recent blogs posted by “Lindsay” were written by her. As far as the comments themselves, I think that we can all see that anyone with something negative to say about Samantha, is attacked by the “person” writing the blog ( probably Samantha herself) !!!

First, it was me for speaking out against Samantha after I was in a deep conversation with Lindsay, only to have Samantha in the background enticing Lindsay to get off the phone with me.. Then my own ex wife expressed such sincere concern that I felt we had to intervene. Now, Joe Francis is attacked for speaking out about Samantha, when he too cares about Lindsay and is concerned about Samantha’s effect on Lindsay.

Joe Francis is a good person and even a better businessman. He wasn’t a bad guy when he flew Lindsay around on his jet, opened the doors top his home or tried to help, was he? Of course not, because Samantha wasn’t around. Sounds familiar with regard to me as well !!!!

There is a lot more to Samantha than meets the eye! Not that what we see is soooo pleasing anyway!I I mean, what’s with this ….”person”??? Look at the way she “dresses”? Once more, she uses her middle finger more than she uses words! Personally, I think she is dark, hideous and a disgusting representation of humanity!

Have you ever seen her apartment? For God’s sake, when she runs out of toilet paper she tells people to use the cardboard roll. (I was told this first hand).

I heard and know more about Samantha than you can imagine. Yet, while I haven’t exposed her, I know that God will. He will weed her out of Lindsay’s life and at that time, you will finally see Lindsay back in the place in her heart and mind that God wants and she belongs. Hopefully, without Samantha causing more damage than she already has.

Lindsay should not doing independent films, guest starring on TV shows, being a guest judge on a reality TV show or making appearances at Samantha’s DJ gigs. Is this the Lindsay we all knew and loved before Samantha came into her life? No!!! When she got out of Cirque Lodge everything looked good until Samantha came on the “scene”.

As I have said time and time again, Lindsay is my daughter. I am her father first and not a friend or an enabler. I love her, I believe in her and I forgive her as I hope she forgives me. But after the death of my dad, ( her grandfather) and all the things I continue to hear and see, I am compelled to speak out about the people , like Samantha, who are destroying Lindsay is far too many ways.

If Lindsay could show care for Samantha’s friends, who thank God, survived their plane crash, and if she can follow Samantha all over the world. The least she could do, is show respect for her own grandfather and family. The Lindsay I knew, never would have missed his wake or funeral. But since being around Samantha, she has become a different person!

If Samantha or “anyone” wants to blog me or has anything to say, let them, to my face. Otherwise, if they want to be the sneaky, lying, parasites they are, I am ready to really spill the beans, and I won’t stop until this dark, evil nemesis is out of Lindsay’s life.

THE END

OMG.

I would DIE if this man were my father. I would just DIE. What an utterly sick fuck. Sick, sick, sick. God, I have so much sympathy for Lindsay knowing that she was raised with this horrible, twisted, mentally ill person in her life. Dad, I’m so sorry for yelling at you as a teenager for making cheesy jokes in front of my friends and embarrassing me. That was not embarrassing at all. You were being cute, and sweet and genuinely loving. This is embarrassing. Lindsay’s father is a fucking PSYCHOPATHIC evil monster from hell. I’m so grateful for you, Dad.

Lindsay has been doing SO MUCH BETTER since she and Samantha have been a public couple. Samantha has helped Lindsay to heal herself in ways that you couldn’t even begin to approach, Michael. You are just making an ass of yourself. Nobody believes you. Fuck off and go overdose and die — that’s the best way you can help Lindsay right now.

Thanks Emily!

While the rest of Hollywood was preparing for the Emmys or flying to Georgia, Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan were — where else? — at Fred Segal, doing some shopping.

There are many interesting things about this photo.

1) Both are smiling.
2) You can see Lindsay’s little black heart tattoo on her hand.
3) Both are wearing those weird Pocahontas necklaces we saw on Mischa Barton’s random dude. WTF is up with that?
4) Lohan’s shoes are kinda cool.

I’ve highlighted all these features in the thumbnails below, for your clicking pleasure.

Lindsay Lohan’s soon-to-be mother in law, Ann Dexter-Jones (the mother of Samantha Ronson, in case you didn’t put that together) was spotted outside the Bowery in New York after Lindsay’s little paparazzi-smacking incident.

First, she was stupid drunk.

Secondly, she expressed no shock whatsoever at the fact that Lindsay had just struck a paparazzi.

Thoughts?

Thanks Emily!

Lindsay and Samantha may not have openly come out as a couple yet, but they’re already issuing joint press releases, using the PR rep of choice among young Hollywood’s elite: MySpace blogs.

They’ve taken time out of their busy schedules to remind people that you don’t have to have, ya know, a Princeton education to realize that Sarah Palin’s an idiot. Tutoring on the set of Disney films is really all it takes.

UH OH!
Current mood: shocked

I really cannot bite my tongue anymore when it comes to Sarah Palin.

I couldn’t be more supportive of a woman in office, but let’s face it, it comes down to the person, and their beliefs, male or female.

Is it a sin to be gay? Should it be a sin to be straight? Or to use birth control? Or to have sex before marriage? Or even to have a child out of wedlock?

I find it quite interesting that a woman who now is running to be second in command of the United States, only 4 years ago had aspirations to be a television anchor. Which is probably all she is qualified to be… Also interesting that she got her passport in 2006.. And that she is not fond of environmental protection considering she’s FOR drilling for oil in some of our protected land…. Well hey, if she wants to drill for oil, she should DO IT IN HER OWN backyard. This really shows me her complete lack of real preparation to become the second most powerful person in this country.

Hmmmm-All of this gets me going-Fear, Anxiety, Concern, Disappointment, and Stress come into play…

Is our country so divided that the Republicans best hope is a narrow minded, media obsessed homophobe?

I know that the most important thing about this election is that people need to exercise their right to vote, regardless of their choice… I would have liked to have remained impartial, however I am afraid that the “lipstick on a pig” comments will overshadow the issues and the fact that I believe Barack Obama is the best choice, in this election, for president…

Palin’s Desire to “save and convert the gays”-really??

According to this Associated Press story, the church of Alaska Governor Sarah Palin is hosting a kind of conference devoted to the “conversion of Gays” — no kidding.

Here’s the AP text:

ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) ? Gov. Sarah Palin’s church is promoting a conference that promises to convert gays into heterosexuals through the power of prayer.

You’ll be encouraged by the power of God’s love and His desire to transform the lives of those impacted by homosexuality,” according to the insert in the bulletin of the Wasilla Bible Church, where Palin has prayed since she was a child.

Palin’s conservative Christian views have energized that part of the GOP electorate, which was lukewarm to John McCain’s candidacy before he named her as his vice presidential choice. She is staunchly anti-abortion, opposing exceptions for rape and incest, and opposes gay marriage and spousal rights for gay couples.

http://zennie2005.blogspot.com/2008/09/sarah-palins-church-hosts-anti-gay.html

I feel it’s necessary for me to clarify that I am not against Sarah Palin as a mother or woman.

Women have come a long way in the fight to have the choice over what we do with our bodies… And its frightening to see that a woman in 2008 would negate all of that.

Oh, and…Hint Hint Pali Pal- Don’t pose for anymore tabloid covers, you’re not a celebrity, you’re running for office to represent our, your, my COUNTRY!

And in the words of Pamela Anderson, “She can suck it”..

Lindsay- “I have faith that this country will be all that it can be with the proper guidance. I really hope that all of you make your decisions based on the facts and what feels right to you in your heart-vote for obama!”

Samantha- “I love this country- however i wasn’t born here and don’t have the right to vote- so i beg of you all to really do your research and be educated when you cast your vote this coming november…. and if you’re in doubt- vote for obama! Mainly because if she gets elected my green card probably won’t get renewed!!!”

Heh. I totally didn’t know she got her passport in 2006. OMG. This is a woman who could one day run our country, guys. A woman who had so little interest in foreign affairs that, up until the point that she decided to run for governor of an entire state, she didn’t even feel it necessary to procure a passport. Like, guys, I know it’s exciting to fantasize about introducing this small-town girl with small-town thoughts to the broader world of, like, caviar and anal beads, but did you notice we’re at war and she’s running for Vice President? Mind-blowing.

Posting has been slow this morning because I have been doing the following things:

1) Cleaning my apartment
2) Working out at the gym
3) Reading through emails from you guys linking me to this story.

Mostly #3.

I love that you guys are as passionate about this relationship as I am.

The UK’s Daily Sun is reporting that Samantha Ronson, at a DJ gig last night at the Chateau Marmont, told partiers that she plans to marry Lindsay Lohan soon.

“By the end of this year, my love will be Mrs. Ronson,” Samantha allegedly said. “Tonight shows the power of a woman – to underestimate that is to underestimate the world.”

Now, let’s be honest, the Daily Sun isn’t exactly the AP, and I don’t know if I really buy this (anyone have the video? Now that would be awesome) but nothing in the world would make me happier than a Lohan/Ronson nuptial.

Samantha Ronson declined to walk the red carpet with Lindsay Lohan at the VMAs, but you better believe she was sitting right next to her as the show began.

Why no red carpet, girls???

Well look who showed up front and center at the Charlotte Ronson show at NY fashion week!

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson, of course!

The couple created quite the media frenzy, distracting the paps from anyone else present, much to the dismay of model Jessica Stam, Gossip Girl’s Jessica Szohr, and, um, Waldo, who also attended.

Ya know, they might not have called People magazine to give them the exclusive just yet, but I think these two are way over hiding their relationship. They’re obviously “out,” whether or not they’re issuing statements to the press about it. Lindsay looks happier than I’ve seen her in, well, ever, and even Samantha is slowly beginning to look less and less like the creepy girl in high school who you think might be casting spells on you during lunch. I for one am thrilled for them.