I thought about coming up with some kind of clever headline, but in this case, the truth is hilarious enough.

Lindsay tweeted Samantha Ronson with the message “Baby! Scott sent this. So weird!!!” and sent a link to this picture of a Volkswagen Beetle with a large photograph of a vagina plastered on the hood…the clitoral hood.*ba-dum-ching*

Edit: I should not have to point out that the picture is NSFW. But apparently, I do. That picture is NSFW.

Ed: Pics removed because I guess photo agencies like their exclusives to remain exclusive. Silliness!

Now that we’ve determined that America’s favorite legging-clad celebrity has reconciled with America’s favorite concert tee-clad DJ, they’ve taken to wearing matching necklaces.  And you just know these necklaces hold locks of each other’s hair.  Who do these two think they are?  Billy Bob and Angelina?

We, you and me and the rest of the general public, allknow that these two getting back together is a horrible idea.  But if you needed any further confirmation that this is a disaster-in-waiting, Michael Lohan has weighed in on the situation and was kind of, sort of, positive about it.  “I’m happy to see that while she (Lohan) was there (in London), Samantha had her business and Lindsay had her own and there was no turmoil. They were able to be in the same city abroad and there were no problems… Let’s see what happens.”  Anytime Michael Lohan thinks something is a good idea, I run in the opposite direction.

Listen, when the most positive thing you can say about a couple is, “Hey, they were in the same city at the same time and the cops didn’t have to get involved,” this is a sign that things need to end.  For good.  Sam and Linds — do you hear me?

Props to the London photogs for finally getting on the ball and snapping a ton of pics of Lindsay lately.

They caught Lindsay (wearing yet another pair of torn pants — maybe we need to start calling her ‘Ripped Torn’?) switching hotels in London. Lindsay spent the night last night at Samantha Ronson’s hotel (Sam’s still in London to DJ), but now she’s moving to the Mayfair Hotel, which is owned by Sir Bob Geldof, father of British tabloid mainstay Peaches Geldof. Lindsay reportedly will stay at the five-star hotel for a fraction of the usual price in exchange for being photographed repeatedly outside the hotel and mentioning it in interviews.

Works for me!

Wassamatter, Linds? La Lohan looked a little grumpy and disheveled as she left Samantha Ronson’s house on Wednesday. Sam just got back from a trip DJing overseas. I guess the reunion didn’t go as expected?

After walking out the gates, Lindsay poured her tiny, tiny self into what appears to be some manner of bullet-proof Rolls Royce. Rough life.

You can’t keep these two star-crossed lovers apart!!!

Lindsay was spotted sneaking out of Samantha Ronson’s house at 6:30 in the morning … with Samantha’s bulldog! Sam left the house a few minutes later.

You know these two crazy girls can’t keep their hands off each other. They’re in LOVE! Beautiful, co-dependent, alcohol-abusing LOVE.

“Pull My Hair Out” video from back in 2004 when Samantha Ronson had hair and body fat.

Ah, these two special ladies both attended the opening of Sapphire New York Gentlemen’s Club and Prime 333 Steakhouse last night-one as an employee and the other as a laughingstock.  Incidentally, does anyone see the irony of PETA fanatic Pam Anderson attending the opening of a steakhouse?  I can totally see her supporting the strip club…but a steakhouse?  I’m sure there’s some “piece of meat” joke in there somewhere.

I’m convinced that Samantha’s lady-like pose is in response to someone having asked where her Guns and Roses shirt was, but I have no explanation for trailer park-dwelling Pam.  Has she not worn out the coked out eyes and maxed out white hot pants look by now?  It’s.  Been.  Done.

Also there was Shannen Doherty and Vincent Pastore who looks like he ate an entire cow as opposed to your standard Porterhouse.