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Wednesday, May 27th, 2009

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Wassamatter, Linds? La Lohan looked a little grumpy and disheveled as she left Samantha Ronson’s house on Wednesday. Sam just got back from a trip DJing overseas. I guess the reunion didn’t go as expected?

After walking out the gates, Lindsay poured her tiny, tiny self into what appears to be some manner of bullet-proof Rolls Royce. Rough life.

SamLo Reunited???

Thursday, May 7th, 2009

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You can’t keep these two star-crossed lovers apart!!!

Lindsay was spotted sneaking out of Samantha Ronson’s house at 6:30 in the morning … with Samantha’s bulldog! Sam left the house a few minutes later.

You know these two crazy girls can’t keep their hands off each other. They’re in LOVE! Beautiful, co-dependent, alcohol-abusing LOVE.

Just Because

Wednesday, April 29th, 2009

“Pull My Hair Out” video from back in 2004 when Samantha Ronson had hair and body fat.

Who’s Classier? Samantha Ronson Or Pamela Anderson?

Tuesday, April 28th, 2009

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Ah, these two special ladies both attended the opening of Sapphire New York Gentlemen’s Club and Prime 333 Steakhouse last night-one as an employee and the other as a laughingstock.  Incidentally, does anyone see the irony of PETA fanatic Pam Anderson attending the opening of a steakhouse?  I can totally see her supporting the strip club…but a steakhouse?  I’m sure there’s some “piece of meat” joke in there somewhere.

I’m convinced that Samantha’s lady-like pose is in response to someone having asked where her Guns and Roses shirt was, but I have no explanation for trailer park-dwelling Pam.  Has she not worn out the coked out eyes and maxed out white hot pants look by now?  It’s.  Been.  Done.

Also there was Shannen Doherty and Vincent Pastore who looks like he ate an entire cow as opposed to your standard Porterhouse.

I Hope She Was Staging an Intervention …

Friday, April 24th, 2009

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… but I doubt that.

Samantha Ronson was spotted pulling out of Lindsay Lohan’s garage at 6 am today, after arriving on Thursday.

Wonder what she was doing there?

How much you wanna bet Lindsay pulled some crazy shit like texting Samantha all like “I’m totally gonna kill myself if you don’t come over!!!” I once dated a guy with an ex-girlfriend like that. He’d peace out in the middle of dates because she’d text him like “If you don’t come over and see me right now I’m gonna kill myself! I have the pills all ready! I’ll do it! I just need to talk to you or I’ll kill myself!” It was fucking insane. I liked the dude, but after the second time this happened I told him I couldn’t see him anymore. You may be a slave to your crazy ex, buddy, but that doesn’t mean I have to be. He never did get back with his girlfriend, and she never did off herself. But Lindsay seems like the type to pull some obnoxious, manipulative shit like that.

Lindsay Lohan on Ellen

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009

As Wendie mentioned this morning, the rotting, hungover corpse of Lindsay Lohan appeared on Ellen Degeneres’ show today to talk about Samantha and the “rumors” about her life. Now we have the clips. Enjoy.

Samantha Ronson Has a New Girlfriend

Saturday, April 11th, 2009

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It’s been a little over a week since Lilo was barred from entering Charlotte Ronson’s clothing line launch party, and the news spread that Sam and Lady Lolo were splitsville. But already, rumors are spreading that Samantha Ronson has a new girlfriend– a dark-haired “mystery woman” named Cindy– and was seen getting up close and personal with her at that very party. This same woman was also reportedly seen coming out of Ronson’s home this past Sunday morning.

Suddenly, Lilo’s tweets about Sam being a “cheat” make a lot more sense, as does Ronson’s decision to ban Lohan from entering the party since the “other woman” was going to be there. Lindsay Lohan would definitely smack a bitch.

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