‘Nuff said.

I can’t stop laughing.

I know I have a habit of picking these random D-listers to fall in love with, but I absolutely adore Holly Huddleston, of “Olly Girls” fame. I love both of them. Holly and Molly. I just think they’re adorable and funny and cute and I want to put them in my pocket and have them jump out to say dumb things in a cute voice when I’m sad.

But here’s Hollywood’s best-kept secret: Holly’s actually quite bright. As is Ryan Seacrest.

And now word on the street is that they’ve been secretly dating for months.

InTouch Weekly is reporting that Holly’s been spotted cuddling with Ryan backstage at American Idol tapings.

Oh, oh, I hope this is true! They’d be really cute together, and it would extend Holly’s 15 minutes a little further. I want her to stick around!

What, no purple vest? No sequined belt? A shirt totally devoid of a snarky witticism?

Is Ryan Seacrest okay?

Also: is it just me, or is he putting on weight?

At Tenjune in NYC.

Britney’s trainwreck of a promotional tour — beginning and ending, she says, with this Ryan Seacrest interview — is now available for your listening pleasure. Click here.

God, I feel bad for Ryan. This thing was such a nightmare. I only got through 2 1/2 minutes, and then it hurt too bad. I’m not a very thorough journalist. Please let me know if anything less painful happened in the remaining 20 minutes.

Britney Spears’ album is expected to be #1 on the charts this week.

The real question is: what isn’t Ryan Seacrest hosting these days?

Ryan Seacrest is hosting the Emmys. Ryan Seacrest is hosting the Super Bowl pre-game party. Ryan Seacrest is hosting American Idol. Ryan Seacrest is hosting on E! Ryan Seacrest is hosting his KIIS-FM radio show.

The only thing Ryan Seacrest still isn’t hosting is a girlfriend. I’d mention that I’m available for the position, if I thought it were available. But, I think he’s looking to fill a different position, if you know what I mean.

“Ryan Seacrest appeals to a broad audience, including the highly desirable young adult demographic, so he should serve as a magnet for attracting a diverse array of viewers to our Emmy telecast,” said Dick Askin, chairman and chief executive officer of the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences.

Yeah, right. You could have Barney host the Emmys and it still wouldn’t attract a younger audience, guys. But it’s sweet of you to try.

Ryan Seacrest premiered Heidi Montag’s first “single” this morning in LA. Spencer Pratt raps on it.

Apparently Ryan was not supposed to do this, and Heidi’s been crying about it all morning.

Awwww. Poor baby.

“The record company leaked the track,” says a source. “Spencer and Heidi were just having fun in the studio and working on songs. That was not meant to be released. Spencer would never rap on Heidi’s first single.”

The truth is, the song isn’t bad. I’m still Team LC, but I could definitely hear this playing in a club. Definitely way better than anything P-Hilt churned out.

Listen to it here.

So, like, I think what this blog needs today is more Lindsay Lohan stories.

No, I’m kidding. Sort of.

Since we’ve essentially become LohanWatch2007.com (does someone own that?) these past few days, I’d like to skip today’s Lohan story, and I would, I really would, if only it didn’t involve Ryan Seacrest. Make sense of this oddball Page Six item:

LINDSAY Lohan just can’t seem to stop partying – and, unluckily for her, word on the street is that someone may have recorded her revelry with a cellphone video camera. We can’t divulge what Lohan was allegedly caught doing, but if true, it won’t sit well with her younger fans. Apparently, all the naughtiness went down last week at a party at a private house in Beverly Hills that was also attended by her frenemy Paris Hilton, shipping heir Stavros Niarchos and Ryan Seacrest. At one point, the party was disrupted by a huge rat that ran into several rooms, causing revelers to scream, drop their drinks and run, until Niarchos kicked the rodent out onto a balcony. A rep for Lohan told Page Six, “I have not heard of this.”

Okay, forget Lindsay Lohan. I really don’t care if someone has video of her doing cocaine. Her whole life is basically video of her doing cocaine. I want to see Ryan “Idol Gives Back” Seacrest doing some fat ass lines while Paris Hilton sits on his lap giggling. You know what I hope? I hope Lindsay puts on a fake British accent and is all like, “You know, Paris, your singing is like bad karaoke. It’s like … cheap cruise ship hooker music,” and then I hope Ryan’s all like, “Oh, Simon, is it really that bad?” and then Lindsay — still all British — is all like, “Ryan, you know you just want to have sex with me. In the anus,” and then Ryan’s like “That’s so true, Simon, I want that gigantic cock of yours so that I can …” and then I hope Paris falls off his lap, passed out. I hope this is all on camera and I hope it hits the Internet soon.