Because I forget.  What is it I’m supposed to do tomorrow?  I’m fucking sick of the election and ready for November 5th.  “Vote for Change” has become the equivalent of “whassup” and “that’s hot.”  Entertaining for like two seconds and then annoying for all eternity. 

So here’s the question: Everything I read says Obama is going to win by a landslide.  Does anyone out there think McCain still has a shot? 

Jay-Z, Sean Combs (I refuse to play along with his name changes), Russell Simmons, Jesse Jackson Jr. and Mary J. Blige got together for a Last Chance for Change rally in Miami.  I think that’s the equivalent of a last chance workout on The Biggest Loser  where everyone frenetically starts doing jump tricep bench dips in hopes that it’ll make a difference at the final weigh-in.

Despite breakup rumors earlier in the summer, Russell Simmons and girlfriend Porschla Coleman make an adorable appearance at the American Red Cross 125th Anniversary Gala Ball. Clearly Porschla is overwhelmed and disoriented by her love for him, because, as a model, she must know better than to pose like that on the red carpet. She was just in such a hurry to show the world that Russell’s still her man that she didn’t even think about it. Right?