Britney leaves Promises to attend an AA meeting in Santa Monica. And Perez wins this link by being the only blogger with the sense to clip the other people out of the pic. [Perez Hilton]

The Associated Press has revoked Paris Hilton’s media privileges. [The Blemish]

Hide your crack; Bobby Brown’s out of jail. [Celebrity Smack]

Nicole Richie is not engaged to Joel Madden, people — she’s wearing a ring because we haven’t been writing enough about her lately. Sorry, Nicole. Our bad. We won’t let it happen again. [POTP]

If Rumer Willis wasn’t enough for you, her fifteen-year-old sister, Scout, is now officially drinking age. [dlisted]

Nick Cannon’s not married, just totally pussy-whipped. [Glitterati]

Jessica Simpson on the set of her aptly named film, Blonde Ambition. [A Socialite's Life]

I completely forgot that ANTM premiered this week, so thank goodness someone thought to recap it. [IBBB]

Rumer Willis, the oldest daughter of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis, has entered into a comparatively age-appropriate hook-up with Pete Wentz, reports The Sun. The two were spotted holding each other’s hands — and then some — at Hollywood hotspot Shag this weekend.

Rumer is 18 years old, and Pete, at 27, is only a year younger than Rumer’s mom’s husband, Ashton Kutcher. Her father has been linked in recent years to Brooke Burns, who is — you guessed it — barely a year old than Pete.

Wentz, the lead singer of Fall Out Boy, has dated both Ashlee Simpson and Lindsay Lohan in the past year. Interestingly, Lindsay and Rumer were often spotted hanging out together late last year, much to the reported chagrin of her step-dad, Ashton, who probably borrowed Lindsay from his buddy Wilmer Valderrama more than once back in the day … oh what a tangled web we weave.