I’m in that kind of a mood and I’m feeling more than my usual disturbed.

Am I off base, or does Dakota Fanning look way too adult for fourteen?  When I look at these pictures of her at the Push premeire in LA, she looks like a woman.  She’s even doing that Annie Leibowitz/Miley Cyrus over the shoulder glance thingy.  Her face looks young and thankfully she hasn’t had her teeth capped or whitened; it just seems like so much skin for a ninth grader.  As the senior citizen here at The Beet, I’m willing to accept that I’m probably just a prude.

Also there was Kimora Lee Simmons.  She’s knocked up by Djimon Hounsou who has been in Spielberg movies and shit, but will always be the hot guy from the Janet Jackson “Love Will Never Do(Without You)” video. Fugged up Rumer Willis appeared with red hair and Camilla Belle has solidified her position as my new girl crush.  If I was Joe Jonas, I totally would have picked her over Taylor Swift, too.  Okay, I gotta duck out of here before I get the “beet down” for bashing Tay.

Oh, Rumer. As such, I’m going to take some time out of my busy schedule of hating you to relax and actually commend you on the fact that it only took you one semester to realize the USC blows goats. Some people spend a whole lifetime failing to realize that. It’s tragic, really.

BRUINS FOR LIFE, BEYOTCH!!!!

So here’s Rumer, who finally scored a leading film role in the upcoming Slightly Single in L.A., talking about why college just didn’t seem like a very good use of her time when she could be rich and famous and doing stupid interviews about stupid movies while bashing her former school.

… when we told you to ditch the bright red lipstick.

Sigh.

At least you’re bringing attention to an important cause.

Here’s Christina and her hubby at a Rock the Vote event in the Hollywood Hills.

Rumer Willis was there, too, giving the Obama campaign the touch of class it so sorely needed by sporting an “Obama for yo mama” tee.

Holy shit!

So one of you awesome readers actually took the time to Photoshop some sense into Rumer Willis’s face.

Once you get rid of that awful, awful, awful chin, tweak the nose just a tiny bit and flesh out the lips, you actually have a VERY BEAUTIFUL young woman!

Get thee to plastic surgery, Rumer!

The before pics are in the thumbnails below.

Thanks Skye!

Audrina Patridge’s new costar shows off a new ‘do at the Teen Vogue Young Hollywood party last night.

What do we think?

Does it make her look better? Worse? About the same?

The Hills starlet has been cast alongside fellow “actress” Rumer Willis in the upcoming slasher remake The House on Sorority Row, which sounds a lot like the plot of I Know What You Did Last Summer but probably with more nip-slips and less Jennifer Love Hewitt.

There are two very pleasant pieces of information that come along with this news:

1) The film will be shooting in Pittsburgh, PA this winter, which is far away from LA and paparazzi and maybe we won’t have to see either Audrina or Rumer for several months, which would be lovely. It also brings the possibility that Rumer’s chin will get frostbite and fall off, and maybe then I’ll be able to look at her face without getting ill.

2) It’s not like anyone’s going to see this movie anyway.

And, ya know, Anna Faris, who’s really the brains behind this whole operation.

The House Bunny — which also stars AmIdol also-ran Katharine McPhee — was the #1 film in the country on Friday, its opening weekend, bringing in $5.9M and knocking Tropic Thunder out of the top spot. It beat the Stiller comedy by a healthy margin, indicating that it’ll hold onto the #1 position through the rest of the weekend.

Further congratulations are due to Rumer for finally figuring out how to pose for photos without looking like a goddamn sea creature. She probably had a team of scientists working around the clock to determine exactly how she should cock her head in photographs. Seriously, though, she looks considerably less fug these days, and it doesn’t appear to be due to plastic surgery (coughAnnaFariscough), so whatever she’s doing is working. Well done, sweetie.

Did anyone actually see this film yet?

Can Rumer Willis act????

Do tell!