Poor Lady Gaga’s chest exploded whilst performing at the 20th Annual MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto, Canada.

Also there was Audrina Patridge in a cheap and ill-fitting dress, my fiance Bradley Cooper and the pure Jonas Brothers.  Oh, and I’m totally willing to support Kelly Clarkson in this whole body-acceptance thing she’s got going on, but there must be compromise.  No.  More.  Scarf.  Tops.

Rumer Willis appeared with her chin and Tila Tequila was positively stumped over the one-button operation of the Flip Mino HD camera.

Finally, in an admirable effort of frugality, Kim Kardashian fashioned her dress out of one of the extra costumes used by Fergie’s backup dancers.

I cannot believe I’m saying this, but I’m kind of intrigued by the trailer for the new Rumer Willis/Audrina Patridge horror flick, Sorority Row. Not that Audrina’s even a half-decent actress, but it appears that she’s wearing lingerie, playing dead or covered in a hood for most of the movie, so it’s kind of an ideal role for her. I dunno. I’m not usually a horror fan, but this appeals to me. Kind of like Scream did.

Could this be a hit for Audrina and Rumer?

I’m in that kind of a mood and I’m feeling more than my usual disturbed.

Am I off base, or does Dakota Fanning look way too adult for fourteen?  When I look at these pictures of her at the Push premeire in LA, she looks like a woman.  She’s even doing that Annie Leibowitz/Miley Cyrus over the shoulder glance thingy.  Her face looks young and thankfully she hasn’t had her teeth capped or whitened; it just seems like so much skin for a ninth grader.  As the senior citizen here at The Beet, I’m willing to accept that I’m probably just a prude.

Also there was Kimora Lee Simmons.  She’s knocked up by Djimon Hounsou who has been in Spielberg movies and shit, but will always be the hot guy from the Janet Jackson “Love Will Never Do(Without You)” video. Fugged up Rumer Willis appeared with red hair and Camilla Belle has solidified her position as my new girl crush.  If I was Joe Jonas, I totally would have picked her over Taylor Swift, too.  Okay, I gotta duck out of here before I get the “beet down” for bashing Tay.

Oh, Rumer. As such, I’m going to take some time out of my busy schedule of hating you to relax and actually commend you on the fact that it only took you one semester to realize the USC blows goats. Some people spend a whole lifetime failing to realize that. It’s tragic, really.

BRUINS FOR LIFE, BEYOTCH!!!!

So here’s Rumer, who finally scored a leading film role in the upcoming Slightly Single in L.A., talking about why college just didn’t seem like a very good use of her time when she could be rich and famous and doing stupid interviews about stupid movies while bashing her former school.

… when we told you to ditch the bright red lipstick.

Sigh.

At least you’re bringing attention to an important cause.

Here’s Christina and her hubby at a Rock the Vote event in the Hollywood Hills.

Rumer Willis was there, too, giving the Obama campaign the touch of class it so sorely needed by sporting an “Obama for yo mama” tee.

Holy shit!

So one of you awesome readers actually took the time to Photoshop some sense into Rumer Willis’s face.

Once you get rid of that awful, awful, awful chin, tweak the nose just a tiny bit and flesh out the lips, you actually have a VERY BEAUTIFUL young woman!

Get thee to plastic surgery, Rumer!

The before pics are in the thumbnails below.

Thanks Skye!

Audrina Patridge’s new costar shows off a new ‘do at the Teen Vogue Young Hollywood party last night.

What do we think?

Does it make her look better? Worse? About the same?