Archive for the ‘Rosie O'Donnell Is Fat’ Category

Is Ro-Ro Leaving The View?

Tuesday, April 24th, 2007

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TMZ says yes. She’ll reportedly announce her departure tomorrow morning. It would be so sad if she left. Who would give her a daily, national podium from which to involve herself in any number of self-congratulatory, tedious feuds which I’d then have to write about while fantasizing about doing something more exciting, like studying orthodontia?

Sad indeed.

Rosie Type-Cast

Tuesday, April 3rd, 2007

Sometimes you need a pick me up, don’t you? This may be the worst movie ever, in the history of the world, and it has Rosie pretending to be mentally retarded.

Only, actually, she doesn’t even do it very well. She just throws on this crazy fozzy “wocka” accent and calls it good. Enjoy!

Rosie Rocks Star Search

Friday, March 9th, 2007

Amidst all the shit Rosie’s been giving AmIdol lately, it’s come to my attention that she got her start on Star Search. So of course I had to look for a YouTube clip of it. And I found one! I think this is probably an All-Stars show or something — there don’t seem to be judges or stars awarded. But still. Rosie is much thinner, much nicer, and wearing cute make-up. Where did this Rosie go? (Am I, like, so bad for feminism or what? Rosie! Lose weight! Be pretty! Be nice! You were so much better when you were conforming, darling.) Enjoy!

AmIdol Fights Back!

Wednesday, March 7th, 2007

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Too funny. American Idol has barred The View from using clips from the show, after Rosie O’Donnell mouthed off about them one too many times. I guess the number-one show in the country doesn’t really need the free PR from ABC’s gabfest, but the girls of The View made a point of laughing about their new punishment (video here), and we’re all going to write about it today, because it’s funny, and a portion of you are going to watch The View tomorrow as a result. So, in effect, the producers American Idol did Rosie and Babwa a big favor here.

Rosie, Leave The Cute Ones Alone

Friday, March 2nd, 2007

Sources at Page Six (I have sources too but they mostly deliver my cable bill) have revealed that Rosie O’Donnell is in another tiff. The issue was an on-air disagreement between O’Donnell and Elisabeth Hasselbeck over the government’s right to monitor private citizen’ phone conversations. Elisabeth is all for it.

Liberal O’Donnell responded, “Elisabeth, you are very young and you are very wrong.” Hasselbeck accused Rosie of ageism and broke down later off-camera. ..Sources told us the insult was the last straw for Hasselbeck. “Her days there are numbered. She is looking to leave,” said the spy.”

Sadly Rosie is right on this. The whole “land of the free” thing shouldn’t just be in a song. But be gentle Rosie, show this girl the light, don’t let her leave us. She’s not bright but she is cute. In this day and age where most people on television are neither let’s bust out the kid gloves, eh? Now, if you want to go after Babwa you have my full support. Rock her.

Rosie’s Perfect Timing

Friday, February 9th, 2007

Check out what Rosie O’Donnell had to say on The View yesterday morning, just hours before Anna Nicole’s death. Class-ay.

Rosie’s Got a Brand New Beef

Friday, January 19th, 2007

Rosie is so over feuding with Donald Trump and she has now shifted her focus to “American Idol” and the judges. The bigwigs at the “View” must be LOVING all of this.

Rosie evidently isn’t impressed by the huge ratings of American Idol stating that,

“If you keep serving people crap, they’re eventually going to think it’s a meal. Three millionaires… one probably intoxicated. So sad.”

I’m so excited for a new fued!

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