Sometimes you need a pick me up, don’t you? This may be the worst movie ever, in the history of the world, and it has Rosie pretending to be mentally retarded.
Only, actually, she doesn’t even do it very well. She just throws on this crazy fozzy “wocka” accent and calls it good. Enjoy!
Amidst all the shit Rosie’s been giving AmIdol lately, it’s come to my attention that she got her start on Star Search. So of course I had to look for a YouTube clip of it. And I found one! I think this is probably an All-Stars show or something — there don’t seem to be judges or stars awarded. But still. Rosie is much thinner, much nicer, and wearing cute make-up. Where did this Rosie go? (Am I, like, so bad for feminism or what? Rosie! Lose weight! Be pretty! Be nice! You were so much better when you were conforming, darling.) Enjoy!
Too funny. American Idol has barred The View from using clips from the show, after Rosie O’Donnell mouthed off about them one too many times. I guess the number-one show in the country doesn’t really need the free PR from ABC’s gabfest, but the girls of The View made a point of laughing about their new punishment (video here), and we’re all going to write about it today, because it’s funny, and a portion of you are going to watch The View tomorrow as a result. So, in effect, the producers American Idol did Rosie and Babwa a big favor here.
Liberal O’Donnell responded, “Elisabeth, you are very young and you are very wrong.” Hasselbeck accused Rosie of ageism and broke down later off-camera. ..Sources told us the insult was the last straw for Hasselbeck. “Her days there are numbered. She is looking to leave,” said the spy.”
Sadly Rosie is right on this. The whole “land of the free” thing shouldn’t just be in a song. But be gentle Rosie, show this girl the light, don’t let her leave us. She’s not bright but she is cute. In this day and age where most people on television are neither let’s bust out the kid gloves, eh? Now, if you want to go after Babwa you have my full support. Rock her.
Check out what Rosie O’Donnell had to say on The View yesterday morning, just hours before Anna Nicole’s death. Class-ay.
Rosie is so over feuding with Donald Trump and she has now shifted her focus to “American Idol” and the judges. The bigwigs at the “View” must be LOVING all of this.
Rosie evidently isn’t impressed by the huge ratings of American Idol stating that,
“If you keep serving people crap, they’re eventually going to think it’s a meal. Three millionaires… one probably intoxicated. So sad.”
I’m so excited for a new fued!
Hi Rosie and Donald,
I just wanted to write to thank you for the feud you’ve been having this month. Each morning, I wake up, still a little groggy from the codeine and tequila, punch off my alarm clock, and go to brush my teeth. I stare at my reflection and wonder what there really is to be awake for. My hum-drum job? My boring friends? Dolphins? It seems a bleak existence.
Then, it hits me: maybe there’s a new development in the Rosie/Donald feud!
Did Rosie say something inflammatory on The View?? Did Donald pen a scathing rebuttal? Anything’s possible with you two!!
I run to my computer.
Oh, joy!
Rosie, without fail, you’ve said something ever so witty and perceptive about Donald on The View. And, Donald, you’ve always authored a brilliantly innovative note in response. Each day it is eye-opening. Each day it feels new.
I smile to myself. This is all fascinating.
I care so much.
So thank you, both of you, for bringing a daily dose of Rosie/Donald feuding happiness into my life. Please keep it coming. The American public is counting on you.
Yours always,
The Beet
Dear Missus Saddam Hussein: A Britney Spears epistle. [The Gilded Moose]
Even I have to admit that Jessica Alba’s ass is incredible. [IDLYITW]
Tara Reid goes down…under. To Australia. I swear. Also, she had to buy her hair its own seat on the plane. [Celebrity Smack]
Mandy Moore and DJ AM are “in the early stages of dating,” which consists primarily of awkward photo ops. [The Blemish]
Brooke Burke pops out a kid, gives it a name better suited to a feminine hygiene product. [Celeb Warship]
Mr. Blackwell releases his worst dressed list for 2006. Brit and Paris tie for first. No, seriously. [Mollygood]
More witty repartee from Donald, Rosie and Barbara, for anyone still following this. [TMZ]
Britney Spears’ stylist: “Don’t blame me!” [Pop on the Pop]
