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Robert Downey Jr.’s Stomach: Love It or Leave It?

Monday, December 15th, 2008

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From the just-released official stills for Guy Ritchie’s Sherlock Holmes.

Basically, it sounds like Guy Ritchie called up RDJ a few months before shooting began and was like “I want your body to look like my wife’s.”

Mission accomplished.

Robert Downey Jr. Has a Cool Murse

Saturday, December 29th, 2007

Robert Downey Jr and Wife Susan with Matt Damn and Wife Luciana Barroso Have Dinner in Miami, Pictures, Photos

Okay, look, I thought he was sober these days. But you have to be pretty fucking high to wear that thing as a straight man.

Bob Downey and his wife Susan had dinner with Matt Damon and his stupid unfamous wife-who-should-have-been-me, Luciana Boring-oso, at Quattro Gastronomia Italiana Restaurant in Miami.

I would not want to eat at that place. “Quattro Gastronomia” sounds like an intestinal disease, not a restaurant. Here it is used in a sentence: I hope Luciana Boring-oso gets quattro gastronomia and has to be hospitalized for the rest of her life, so Matt Damon can be mine.