Last night was the premiere of The Invention of Lying or as I see it, last night was was the night that Jennifer Garner let everyone know that she does like Ricky Gervais but does not like Rob Lowe.

Clearly, Jennifer has her pre-baby body back into fighting form.  She wore an absolutely beautiful sheath dress by Gucci that is hand-embroidered and beaded.  Speaking of looking svelte, check out Ricky Gervais, huh?  Though he’s been known for pissing off fat people everywhere, he was always a little stout himself.  Not so much anymore.  Oh,  and he may spent too much time wagging his scrotum in his nannies faces, but Rob Lowe is still really, really hot.

Also there:  Jonah Hill, Kenny G, Jay Manuel and Paris Latsis.  If you don’t remember, Paris is the shipping heir who was engaged to the other Paris — Paris Hilton — for a short period of time in 2005.  The photo agencies are tagging him as an Executive Producer.  I wonder if he has a better grasp of the “producer” job description than his ex-fiancee?

Remember how Rob Lowe was being sued by one of the nannies he employed?  There was all this groping and sexual harassment and, like Beet, I never could really see what the problem was.  It’s Rob Lowe for God’s sake!  Harass me!  I’d find the black leather loafer with no socks combination far more offensive than a snap of a bra strap by my totally hot boss.

The Lowe’s nanny Jessica Gibson left their employ after seven years and promptly retained attorney Gloria Allred.  After more than a year of legal wrangling, both sides have filed to have their lawsuits dismissed.  Though no mention of money has been made, requesting a mutual dismissal of lawsuits means that someone wrote a big check.

This clears the way for Rob and his wife Sheryl to deal with their other (next?) pending nanny lawsuit.  Ex-employee Laura Boyce, also represented by Allred, claims that the Lowe’s walked around naked and talked about sex in front of her.  Again, What’s.  The.  Problem?