Remember those “intimate” pictures of Lindsay Lohan that Riley Giles said he was going to sell to the photo agencies?

Yeah.

This is as bad as they get.

I actually think Linds looks sexy here. It’s sensual without being trashy. But I have a thing for pelvic bones. Can’t resist ‘em.

So fuck off, Riley. You’re a nobody.

Sources are saying she “didn’t even like him” and that he was “boring” and had “no ambition.”

Hey, rehab’s not exactly full of winners. Lindsay took what was available.

Making matters worse, it seems Riley was spotted recently at NYC hotspot Pink Elephant. No reports of him actually drinking there, but it’s clear Lindsay does not want to be in the clubs at all right now. Perhaps that was a point of contention between them.

Does anyone else miss Harry Morton? I’m kind of rooting for a reunion.

On Monday, Riley Giles posted this on his MySpace blog:

ADVICE OF THE WEEK: if your a mom, with 4 kids, the best thing u can do for them right now is have a reality show. WE. DO. NOT. WANT. she had the nerve to ask us to be on. no thanks!

Oooh, ouch!

Doesn’t it sting when a 25-year-old snowboarder fresh out of rehab is offering you parenting advice, Dina? And he’s right?

Ouch. Ouch, ouch, ouch.

Not a single Britney story yet today!

But that Lindsay?

She’s stealing men left and right!

Rumor is that her new rehaboyfriend, snowboarder Riley Giles, was engaged prior to meeting Lindsay. And his ex-fiancee is pissed! And she’s talking!

“I loved Riley and Lindsay stole him. I met her at a meeting while they were still patients at Cirque, and I just knew something was up. She came into the meeting with Riley, and she comes over and sits next to me, being overly nice. She was complimenting me on my hair and trying to be my friend. It didn’t seem sincere at all. A few days later, I get a text message from Riley telling me he wanted to ‘take a break.’ I knew instantly it was because of Lindsay … I’ve stuck by Riley through the good and the bad. We lived together for three years and planned on being together forever. But when he finally confessed to me that he had sex with Lindsay in one of the stairwells at Cirque — that was it, we were done.”

Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Sex in a rehab stairwell!

Dude, that is one of those “have you ever”s that I wouldn’t be able to raise my hand for. Dammit! I thought I had that whole damn game cornered.

Anyway, Riley’s all like, “I broke up with Bree a week before I started dating Lindsay. We had dated for almost two years, but it’s not like we were engaged or anything.”

Whatever, Bree, don’t even worry about it. Lindsay’ll be tired of this guy in a few weeks. She’s back in LA now, kids!!!