Rihanna and Chris Brown try to hide from photogs when they land in Perth, Australia.

I don’t blame them one bit.

Who the hell wants to be photographed after a flight to Australia?

Rihanna is looking especially dominatrix chic at Milan Fashion Week.

Any chance that fur is fake, you think?

So I realize that I’m, like, two or three years late in getting on the Rihanna bandwagon, but for whatever reason I decided a couple weeks ago to start listening to her music, and I’m kind of obsessed with a bunch of her stuff now, especially this song, “Rehab.” I just play it over and over again — along with “Disturbia” and “Breakin’ Dishes” — and I can’t get enough.

Chris Brown and Rihanna get a little snuggly on a vacation in Barbados.

These two are so cute. And for such young stars, they have both stayed completely out of trouble. The worst thing they do is canoodle on a raft!

So sweet!

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Remember that song?

It was popular, like, six months ago or so?

You’ve probably forgotten about it by now.

But anyway, Rihanna was on hand at Macy’s in NYC to launch her exclusive line of new umbrellas.

How thrilling.

Hey, you guys, you know what’s amazing?

The Butterfinger pies they have at Burger King now. I’m not even getting paid to say this, I swear. They’re just really, really freaking good. I find myself driving to Burger King, like, every day to get one. Like I went to get a spray tan today and ended up at Burger King instead. The car just goes there now. I tried one on a fluke, and it was the best decision I’ve ever made. It’s like a little slice of heaven in a cardboard box. They’re better than sex, I swear, and they seem to return my calls with about the same reliability.

Anyway.

The Mirror has some dumb “quote” from Rihanna about Josh Hartnett.

“I’ve fallen for him big time. He is so hot and he is really sweet to me. When we hang out it feels right – even though it’s still pretty new.”

Look, I totally agree that these two have fucked, but she didn’t say this. Firstly, because nobody says that. Honestly. Say those words aloud, and think to yourself “Would I ever say that? Would anyone I know ever say that?” and you’ll realize the answer is no. Secondly, because Josh has gone to great lengths to deny a romance, and, if she really had feelings for him, she wouldn’t fuck him over by going all public with it. She didn’t say this. But it’s a slow news day, so it’s getting reported here.

I’m going to eat my Butterfinger pie now and hope the day gets better.

Josh Hartnett says there’s no way in hella ella ella he’s dating Rihanna, who he was rumored to be making out with at a New York nightclub last week.

“She’s fun, she’s a nice girl,” he told Us Magazine on Tuesday. “We just met on TRL. I don’t know her.”

Riiiiiiiiiight, Josh.

Then how do you explain this photo of the two of you, taken on October 11 at an NYC night club?

Clearly you do know her.