Evil Beet Gossip » Rhys Ifans http://evilbeetgossip.film.com Celebrity gossip with an evil twist. Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:28:30 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 So Sienna Miller Is Probably Engaged http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2007/12/31/so-sienna-miller-is-probably-engaged/ http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2007/12/31/so-sienna-miller-is-probably-engaged/#comments Mon, 31 Dec 2007 07:49:56 +0000 Evil Beet http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2007/12/31/so-sienna-miller-is-probably-engaged/ Sienna Miller Engaged to Ugly Man Rhys Ifans

Dude.

I don’t give a fuck. I might care if this Rhys Ifans dude was hot, but he looks like he just stepped off the set of a Tim Burton film. Where he’d been shooting heroin between takes. In a bathtub. With a blow-dryer. While eating human brains.

I could go on if you want.

Anyway, Sienna hasn’t announced it, but the photo agencies seem pretty sure of it. They keep running these photos lately like, “Sienna Miller and fiance Rhys Ifans” blah blah blah blah.

Jesus, guys, can you believe this dude gets to put his penis in Sienna Miller and you don’t?

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