Archive for the ‘Renee Zellweger’ Category

Perfect!

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008

I never again thought I’d say this, but Renee Zellweger actually looks very good at the premiere of Living Proof in NYC. I adore the dress, the shoes go nicely, and I don’t know who’s been working on her face these days, but it looks kind of human here.

Well done, Renee.

Until we meet again.

Looking Good, Renee!

Wednesday, September 17th, 2008

For the first time in recent memory, Renee Zellweger’s face doesn’t look like it went through a damn paper shredder right before she walked the red carpet. Yes, Botox and microderm, but still. She looks half-decent for the first time in awhile. So I’m going to overlook the fact that she found this dress in an old props box from the set of Dallas.

At the LA screening of Appaloosa.

Um, I Think the Bees from Renee Zellweger’s New Movie Got to Her Face

Thursday, October 25th, 2007

Renee Zellweger and Jerry Seinfeld at Bee Movie Premiere

Poor Renee.

You think you’re dealing with cartoon bees, and it’s all fun and games until they sting you all over your face and make you look like this.

Renee Wasting Away

Thursday, June 21st, 2007

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I remember not so long ago seeing pictures of Renee Zellweger and thinking that she looked great…not too thin but slim and toned.

I was shocked when I came across this recent photo of her. You can distinctly see her shoulder bones. I don’t think that this is a good look for her.

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C’mon Man, Stop Slumming

Monday, April 23rd, 2007

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John Krasinksi and Renn Zellweger? Say it isn’t so.

The pucker-face-prone Oscar winner’s alleged “affair” with her… co-star, John Krasinski, 27, better known as Jim from “The Office.”

Hey John, you’re the “It” guy right now. I know because I create “It” guys all day long. Corey Haim is next. Anyway, you need to be hitting up the clubs and getting in there while the getting is good. Paris, Lindsay, these are your targets of opportunity. If you want something a little more highbrow go for our girl Portman.

But Renee? No way man, she’s crazy.

Can Luke Perry Save Renee Zellweger’s Career?

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007

Man, I cannot tell you how grateful I was to read today that Renee Zellweger has been dating Luke Perry. See, I think Renee’s a fine actress, but for the past decade or so, she just hasn’t had much luck picking scripts. Projects like Bridget Jones, Chicago and Cold Mountain must have looked good on paper, but just didn’t fly with audiences as finished products. As a result, Renee hasn’t really been on anyone’s radar lately — audiences just don’t care about her at all anymore — and her true talent gets overlooked again and again.

But with the star power of Luke Perry behind her, Renee’s certain to become a household name. Perry, with such recent cinematic hits as Dishdogz, Descent and the upcoming The Sandlot 3, is simply on fire right now. The eyes of the world are trained upon him, breathlessly awaiting his every brilliant career move, and as a longtime fan of the lesser-known Zellweger, I am grateful that she will soon be awash in the glow of Perry fandom, her profile reflecting some of the light from his shining star.

Luke Perry can do for Renee Zellweger what Tom Cruise did for Katie Holmes, what Tom Cruise did for Penelope Cruz, and what Tom Cruise did for Nicole Kidman. This Renee Zellweger is one to watch this year, folks. With that Luke Perry on her arm, she’s soon to have a successful career of her very own, very soon.

Renee Zellweger: Kenny Chesney "Biggest Mistake of My Life"

Tuesday, November 14th, 2006

Renee Zellweger has finally opened up about her whirlwind romance/wedding/annulment with/to/from country singer Kenny Chesney. The Oscar winner, who was once engaged to Jim Carrey, wed Chesney in May 2005 after only four months of dating. She filed for annulment four months later, citing “fraud” as the cause of the split.

Renee tells the British magazine Now,

There was no alternative but to let it go. I made the biggest personal mistake of my life. I felt a fool. I was looking for something else. I just needed to put acting aside. I needed to sit still and not to worry about the dresses and the hair and the travel and the interviews. I was going through huge life changes at the time. I wanted to stop and be a girl for a while. My marriage came during this time and it was desperately important to me. I don’t want anyone to think I didn’t take it seriously.

Sadly, the Bridget Jones star doesn’t go into detail regarding the actual or perceived “fraud” in their marriage, but says simply that “there was no acceptance of my life or my friends.”

Update: After I posted this, a source IM’d to remind me that the “fraud” refers to Chesney’s sexuality — specifically that he’s more interested in Rons than Renees. Chesney vehemently denies these rumors, but my L.A. sources (some of them playing for Team Ron) call bullshit, saying the Angeles gay community has long called him a member. So who am I going to believe? My friends, or the dude who married crazy, crazy headcase Renee Zellweger?