Renee Zellweger and Bradley Cooper seem to be getting even cozier… but not too cozy! The two arrived at LAX on a flight from Canada yesterday, and while the two definitely exited the same plane, but once they stepped food off the aircraft, the two never were seen together. Renee went to baggage claim and got two massive suitcases, which she brought to her waiting car and left with. Bradley, on the other hand, strolled on out of the airport with nothing but a backpack, although there are no photos of him going to Renee’s car or anyone else’s car, for that matter. I’m thinking maybe Renee grabbed both their bags and they met up later? Either way, there’s something very “spy movie” about the whole thing.

“Women today are so skinny. If I did a love scene with them, I would crush them. If I did a love scene with Renee, I would kill her!”

– Actor Alec Baldwin describing what would happen if he was doing a sex scene with the extremely skinny Renee Zellweger. Ummm. Violent.

Things must be serious between Renee and that boyfriend of hers, Bradley Cooper.  She’s gearing up for the latest installment of Bridget Jones, which usually includes eating a ton of food so that she can get “fat”.

However, this time she’ll be eschewing instead of chewing and wearing a fat suit instead.  I guess she’ll have the frumpy body with that tiny little head.  That won’t look strange at all.

Britain’s Reveal magazine also indicates that Renee was worried about the effect of gaining and losing 30 lbs.  It’s true:  as you get older, it gets more and more difficult to shed the ol’ Krispy Kremes, though I’m looking at these pics of Renee and feel like she could gain 20 or 30 lbs. and still look just fine.

Jennifer Aniston has been shafted by a man she was dating for another woman once again, and of course that’s gotta hurt. While it may not have been her husband Brad Pitt or on/off beau John Mayer, Bradley Cooper has left her feeling cold after ditching out on her after a promising dinner date to settle in with Renee Zellweger.

It’s not that Jen really cares all that much about Bradley, although she did think there was a bit of promise for the two of them, it’s really more that she doesn’t understand what Renee has that she doesn’t. A source close to Renee explained to Us Weekly why they think she has the edge over Jen: “She just does her thing, has her friends and her life and is cool. She’s really happy and doesn’t need anyone to feel complete.”

Ouch. As opposed to Jen, who’s flailed around town with every dude I can think of since her split with Brad. One of Aniston’s friends also told Us, “She’s used to being single and in work mode, and she’s used to rejection.” Double ouch.

I guess this isn’t just a date or two — Renee Zellweger and Hangover hottie Bradley Cooper were spotted arriving at the airport together in Spain, where they were picked up and whisked off by a waiting car. A Spanish holiday already? Dayum. But maybe that’s not such a big deal when you’re ridiculously rich and famous and needing to put as much distance as possible between yourself and Jennifer Aniston.

It looks like Renee Zellweger can start eating again!  Bridget Jones 3is in the works, with filming expected to start at the end of the year.  Whenever a Bridget Jones movie is released, the media talks about how much weight Zellweger gained for the role.  Is it my imagination, or does “fat” Renee just look like a totally normal, healthy person?  I’m curious to see if Zellweger ballooning to a size 10 puts the nail in the coffin of her new relationship with my ex-fiance Bradley Cooper.  I don’t know how he feels about fat chicks.

Anyway, this installment is going to focus on Bridget’s attempts to get pregnant, undoubtedly with madcap adventures and overeating along the way.

Yahoo! Movies posted a slide show of celebrities entitled “We’re Just Not That Into Them”. Clever, Yahoo. The premise of this list being movies stars that used to be American Sweethearts and now, well, not so much. Some notables from the list:

RENEE ZELLWEGER 
Biggest Box Office Gross: “Chicago” — $170,687,518
Most Recent Box Office Gross: “New in Town” — $8,628,291 (and counting)

soooooo true. When I look at her now I am inexplicably frightened. What happened to Bridget?! 

KATE HUDSON
Biggest Box Office Gross: “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days” — $105,813,373
Most Recent Box Office Gross: “Bride Wars” — $54,298,710

I can’t believe “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days” made close to $106 million. 

JESSICA ALBA
Biggest Box Office Gross: “Fantastic Four” — $281,576,461
Most Recent Box Office Gross: “The Eye” — $78,807,677

Honestly, I never though Alba was much of an actress. She’s got the emoting power of a wet sponge. I’m assuming she’s still famous based on her assets as opposed to her uh…talent. She needs to follow Charlize Theron and make a “Monster” or something. 

For the rest of the list click here. Someone is missing though, that shrew Katherine Heigl. Granted, her reign came and went in a space of a few months, but the point is perfectly valid. I went from seeing her in “Knocked Up” and being like “awwwww, I want to be her frieeeeend.” To then listening to her whine about misogynistic writers and stage pompous impromptu withdrawals from award consideration. Now I just want to throw a drink on her.