Yahoo! Movies posted a slide show of celebrities entitled “We’re Just Not That Into Them”. Clever, Yahoo. The premise of this list being movies stars that used to be American Sweethearts and now, well, not so much. Some notables from the list:

RENEE ZELLWEGER 
Biggest Box Office Gross: “Chicago” — $170,687,518
Most Recent Box Office Gross: “New in Town” — $8,628,291 (and counting)

soooooo true. When I look at her now I am inexplicably frightened. What happened to Bridget?! 

KATE HUDSON
Biggest Box Office Gross: “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days” — $105,813,373
Most Recent Box Office Gross: “Bride Wars” — $54,298,710

I can’t believe “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days” made close to $106 million. 

JESSICA ALBA
Biggest Box Office Gross: “Fantastic Four” — $281,576,461
Most Recent Box Office Gross: “The Eye” — $78,807,677

Honestly, I never though Alba was much of an actress. She’s got the emoting power of a wet sponge. I’m assuming she’s still famous based on her assets as opposed to her uh…talent. She needs to follow Charlize Theron and make a “Monster” or something. 

For the rest of the list click here. Someone is missing though, that shrew Katherine Heigl. Granted, her reign came and went in a space of a few months, but the point is perfectly valid. I went from seeing her in “Knocked Up” and being like “awwwww, I want to be her frieeeeend.” To then listening to her whine about misogynistic writers and stage pompous impromptu withdrawals from award consideration. Now I just want to throw a drink on her. 

I never again thought I’d say this, but Renee Zellweger actually looks very good at the premiere of Living Proof in NYC. I adore the dress, the shoes go nicely, and I don’t know who’s been working on her face these days, but it looks kind of human here.

Well done, Renee.

Until we meet again.

For the first time in recent memory, Renee Zellweger’s face doesn’t look like it went through a damn paper shredder right before she walked the red carpet. Yes, Botox and microderm, but still. She looks half-decent for the first time in awhile. So I’m going to overlook the fact that she found this dress in an old props box from the set of Dallas.

At the LA screening of Appaloosa.

Poor Renee.

You think you’re dealing with cartoon bees, and it’s all fun and games until they sting you all over your face and make you look like this.

I remember not so long ago seeing pictures of Renee Zellweger and thinking that she looked great…not too thin but slim and toned.

I was shocked when I came across this recent photo of her. You can distinctly see her shoulder bones. I don’t think that this is a good look for her.

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John Krasinksi and Renn Zellweger? Say it isn’t so.

The pucker-face-prone Oscar winner’s alleged “affair” with her… co-star, John Krasinski, 27, better known as Jim from “The Office.”

Hey John, you’re the “It” guy right now. I know because I create “It” guys all day long. Corey Haim is next. Anyway, you need to be hitting up the clubs and getting in there while the getting is good. Paris, Lindsay, these are your targets of opportunity. If you want something a little more highbrow go for our girl Portman.

But Renee? No way man, she’s crazy.

Man, I cannot tell you how grateful I was to read today that Renee Zellweger has been dating Luke Perry. See, I think Renee’s a fine actress, but for the past decade or so, she just hasn’t had much luck picking scripts. Projects like Bridget Jones, Chicago and Cold Mountain must have looked good on paper, but just didn’t fly with audiences as finished products. As a result, Renee hasn’t really been on anyone’s radar lately — audiences just don’t care about her at all anymore — and her true talent gets overlooked again and again.

But with the star power of Luke Perry behind her, Renee’s certain to become a household name. Perry, with such recent cinematic hits as Dishdogz, Descent and the upcoming The Sandlot 3, is simply on fire right now. The eyes of the world are trained upon him, breathlessly awaiting his every brilliant career move, and as a longtime fan of the lesser-known Zellweger, I am grateful that she will soon be awash in the glow of Perry fandom, her profile reflecting some of the light from his shining star.

Luke Perry can do for Renee Zellweger what Tom Cruise did for Katie Holmes, what Tom Cruise did for Penelope Cruz, and what Tom Cruise did for Nicole Kidman. This Renee Zellweger is one to watch this year, folks. With that Luke Perry on her arm, she’s soon to have a successful career of her very own, very soon.